The Make-Fun-of-Dalty-While-He's-Away Thread

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The Make-Fun-of-Dalty-While-He's-Away Thread

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Every message board should have one of these.
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Singapore will be happy to have Ol' Moneybags's business. By the time he leaves, it will be Singarich.
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Jesus Christ it's expensive out here!

Send...... more...... cash.
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Jesus can't help you anymore. You've left the Occident.
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Erm....... Harry Krishna it's expensive out here!
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Wait. Dalty's away, but he's not away away. As he's still checking in, should we just make fun of him the usual amount?
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No. We should definitely make fun of him more than we usually do. He's already out of his element. This will only enhance his feelings of alienation.

We don't want him getting too comfortable while on vacation. He needs to remember where his place is.
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I am soooooooo fucking comfortable right now.
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I refuse to believe you.
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Tired. But still supremely comfortable.
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Proactively bumping this.
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You SONOFABITCH!
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Your words cannot harm me, I am supping champagne in the Business Class Lounge at LHR and shielded by an impervious shroud of smugness.
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Is it odd that he "sups" champagne rather than "sips" it? Is that just part of the smugness?
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Champagne is all a rich man needs for sustenance.
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Seriously, though, it is a legitimate term that can be used to describe ingestion of liquids.
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Interesting. I've honestly never seen it used before.

Good Lord. Did I just learn something because of Dalty?!
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"S'up, Champagne?"
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Adam54 wrote:Interesting. I've honestly never seen it used before.

Good Lord. Did I just learn something because of Dalty?!
Try to stay calm. The feeling will pass.
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Bonus points to the Brit for not going with a "Keep Calm" meme!
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I fucking hate that. As much as I fucking hate people using 'meme' to describe everything. Fucking Dawkins!!
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Another Brit! It all comes back to the Brits!
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Not much of a surprise, since they did occupy the majority of the globe at one point.
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It was 1976 and he invented 'meme' as a way to describe what would eventually become a 'meme'.

Alanis Morissette got all confused.
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We know what he did, Dalty.

Morissette's a Canuck. Canuckistan also goes back to the Brits.
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