It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Texas Cops Mistakenly Pull Over, Arrest Woman with Four Small Children Inside Car
New York Daily News wrote:The officers were searching for a beige or tan Toyota with four black males after authorities were alerted a gun was pointed out of the window. Police pulled over a burgundy red Nissan Maxima driven by Kametra Barbour's on Aug. 9 that was spotted in the same area as the other car, the station reported.
I'm sure there's more to the story, but "burgundy red Nissan Maxima" doesn't seem to match the "beige or tan Toyota" description. On the other hand, I suppose there *were* a bunch of black people in the car. If you can't match one description, match another.
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Goddamn, Florida.
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Sometimes you just have to click through...http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/m ... /16224167/

Although it seems the turtles originated from Alabama...
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My alma mater, ladies and gentlemen.

A Rape on Campus: A Brutal Assault and Struggle for Justice at UVA

Goddamn.
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University 'Fight Song' ??
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You should be familiar with these from soccer. It's what the spectators sing to cheer on their team. It's like a team anthem.
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They are just shit crowds sing, chants etc. Never called a "Fight Song" or so enshrined.
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The university "flight" song, on the other hand, was the song a lot of white Alabamians sang after George Wallace's Stand in the Schoolhouse Door.
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Didn't George Wallace have trouble standing anywhere?
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Before the shooting, he was--horror of horrors--bipedal.
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Bipedal? Then he wouldn't approve of his own marriage!
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He no longer approves or disapproves of anything.
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Or sits or stands?
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He doesn't even lie, since he's dust.

Death has made him a truthful man.
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I never had any interest whatsoever in joining a frat.

I'd never be a member of any organization that would have me for a member.
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My father was in a frat. Now he's in a vat.

Well, he's in some small container of some kind. My (ex?) stepmother was supposed to mail me some small portion of his ashes. It has yet to happen.
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George Wallace wouldn't stand for that.
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Have a look at that motherfucker's grave:

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cg ... &GRid=3570
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Here's the video I really wanted to link to (it's the only one where she mentions being naked during the break-in), but I was unable to get a good embed link for it. Here's the closest I can get to it:



I don't like that you have to scroll down to it. It's unclean. Like most of the Deep South.
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A German Plan: House Refugees In An Old Concentration Camp

"What? We turned off the gas years ago!"
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Leaving the gas off during wintertime seems inhumane, but turning it back on seems insensitive. What to do?

It's a catch-twenty-seconds-of-sleep-and-wake-up-terrified sort of situation.

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This is the first ever recorded example of a German joke.
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The Germans are not above taking seventy years to set up a joke.
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The comment I was going to post before I opted for the above was "You're not counting Lou Bega?"
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