It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by neglet » August 2nd, 2015, 9:39 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:And Cleveland. Is Cleveland real? I've never been there. How'm I s'poseta know?
I was there on Friday for a wedding. It's real, and it's real ugly.
That may just be my anti-Ohio prejudice, but between the construction and the boring landscape, it was pretty borrrrrrrring.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 3rd, 2015, 8:26 pm

This is some prime trolling.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 4th, 2015, 8:46 am

neglet wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:And Cleveland. Is Cleveland real? I've never been there. How'm I s'poseta know?
I was there on Friday for a wedding. It's real, and it's real ugly.
That may just be my anti-Ohio prejudice, but between the construction and the boring landscape, it was pretty borrrrrrrring.
Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight.
Guide her to Cleveland underneath your silvery light.
We're going bowlin' so don't lose her in Solon.
Moon over Parma, tonight!

(It's obviously a real place if there's a song about it.)

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 4th, 2015, 8:50 am

There's also "Look Out Cleveland" by the Band. It's a good one. There's also that Drew Carey song. It's less good.

I figured someone would follow my "Is Cleveland real?" question with "Fuckin' Magnets! How do they work?"

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 4th, 2015, 9:08 am

Mal Shot First wrote:It's obviously a real place if there's a song about it.





















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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 4th, 2015, 9:12 am

What are you trying to say?

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 4th, 2015, 9:19 am

I'm just going to eleven.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 4th, 2015, 9:19 am

Because it rhymes with "Heaven."

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by neglet » September 9th, 2015, 8:09 pm

I believe I would support the return of drawing and quartering for assholes like this one: http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/m ... /71969686/

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 17th, 2015, 10:53 pm



My favorite part is the part where they smear the deer's blood on the kid's face.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 12:31 pm

They do that in hunting a lot. Same all the posho's in red tailcoats on horses here.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 18th, 2015, 12:39 pm

They do it here, too. Obviously.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 1:43 pm

Do you guys have hunting with hounds? Or is that a British thing?

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Jubbers » November 18th, 2015, 2:02 pm

They have hounds fighting each other.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 2:13 pm

Only round Michael Vick's house???

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 4:10 pm

This is the part where it is pointed out that those who denounce hunters often consume meat products that are the end result of arguably greater cruelty.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 4:11 pm

That said, hunting is for cunts.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 18th, 2015, 5:55 pm

It's true. All of it.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 6:03 pm

It would be acceptable if you are hunting another hunter, also armed with a rifle..... and whoever wins has to cook and eat the loser.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 6:37 pm

Or just a guy confronting a lion...elephant...bear...shark ...armed with little more than a pocketknife.

Yeah. Not a lot of those guys around, are there.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » November 19th, 2015, 11:47 am

I tried it once. Made my eyes water.


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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Space Tycoon » December 1st, 2015, 5:51 pm

Oh give me a fucking break already.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/n ... pigs-water

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Space Tycoon » December 1st, 2015, 5:52 pm

Eh?

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 1st, 2015, 11:47 pm

Space Tycoon wrote:Oh give me a fucking break already.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/n ... pigs-water
I suspect she wanted to be arrested, so I don't feel too bad for her. And the dude's right. How does he know it's just water? He has a duty to deliver healthy pigs to the processing plant.

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