It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » September 10th, 2016, 6:37 pm

Dalty wrote:I have finally found a pair of cheap, trashy lesbians that are completely incapable of turning me on. Well played God, well played.
You haven't met many real-life lesbians, have you.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » September 11th, 2016, 3:31 am

Nope! Not any that are related any ways.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » September 27th, 2016, 12:51 pm

This meth sounds awesome!

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » October 12th, 2016, 7:48 am

Indiana Mom Says She Decided to Kill Kids after Amber Alert

I don't know to what degree this plays into things, but the Indiana mom's name is Amber. She said she killed her kids "so they'd be safe in heaven."

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » October 12th, 2016, 8:48 am

I have looked at her picture and I remain to be convinced that she didn't eat them.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » October 17th, 2016, 10:32 am

I like that he's from a place called Halfmoon. If you're going to be hallucinating on LSD, there are few places more fitting than Halfmoon - specifically the dark half.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » October 17th, 2016, 11:40 am

Do you feel like wolf kabob brain damage?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » October 17th, 2016, 12:45 pm

I feel blame.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » November 15th, 2016, 11:43 am

I blame Trump!

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » September 19th, 2017, 5:44 pm

The word choice in the headline "Family Fed Up With Park Defecation" is just perfect. :D

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » September 20th, 2017, 5:16 am

They aren't going to take this shit any longer!

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 20th, 2017, 5:58 am

They're upset enough with it at its current length.

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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » September 20th, 2017, 6:17 am

Dalty wrote:
September 20th, 2017, 5:16 am
They aren't going to take this shit any longer!
There is some shit they will not eat.

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