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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 2nd, 2015, 9:39 pm
by neglet
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:And Cleveland. Is Cleveland real? I've never been there. How'm I s'poseta know?
I was there on Friday for a wedding. It's real, and it's real ugly.
That may just be my anti-Ohio prejudice, but between the construction and the boring landscape, it was pretty borrrrrrrring.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 3rd, 2015, 8:26 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
This is some prime trolling.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 8:46 am
by Mal Shot First
neglet wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:And Cleveland. Is Cleveland real? I've never been there. How'm I s'poseta know?
I was there on Friday for a wedding. It's real, and it's real ugly.
That may just be my anti-Ohio prejudice, but between the construction and the boring landscape, it was pretty borrrrrrrring.
Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight.
Guide her to Cleveland underneath your silvery light.
We're going bowlin' so don't lose her in Solon.
Moon over Parma, tonight!

(It's obviously a real place if there's a song about it.)

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 8:50 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
There's also "Look Out Cleveland" by the Band. It's a good one. There's also that Drew Carey song. It's less good.

I figured someone would follow my "Is Cleveland real?" question with "Fuckin' Magnets! How do they work?"

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 9:08 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:It's obviously a real place if there's a song about it.





















Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 9:12 am
by Mal Shot First
What are you trying to say?

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 9:19 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'm just going to eleven.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2015, 9:19 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Because it rhymes with "Heaven."

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: September 9th, 2015, 8:09 pm
by neglet
I believe I would support the return of drawing and quartering for assholes like this one: http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/m ... /71969686/

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 17th, 2015, 10:53 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God


My favorite part is the part where they smear the deer's blood on the kid's face.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 12:31 pm
by Dalty
They do that in hunting a lot. Same all the posho's in red tailcoats on horses here.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 12:39 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
They do it here, too. Obviously.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 1:43 pm
by Dalty
Do you guys have hunting with hounds? Or is that a British thing?

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 2:02 pm
by Jubbers
They have hounds fighting each other.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 2:13 pm
by Dalty
Only round Michael Vick's house???

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 4:10 pm
by Space Tycoon
This is the part where it is pointed out that those who denounce hunters often consume meat products that are the end result of arguably greater cruelty.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 4:11 pm
by Space Tycoon
That said, hunting is for cunts.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 5:55 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's true. All of it.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 6:03 pm
by Dalty
It would be acceptable if you are hunting another hunter, also armed with a rifle..... and whoever wins has to cook and eat the loser.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 6:37 pm
by Space Tycoon
Or just a guy confronting a lion...elephant...bear...shark ...armed with little more than a pocketknife.

Yeah. Not a lot of those guys around, are there.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 19th, 2015, 11:47 am
by Dalty
I tried it once. Made my eyes water.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: November 21st, 2015, 7:48 am
by Mal Shot First

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: December 1st, 2015, 5:51 pm
by Space Tycoon
Oh give me a fucking break already.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/n ... pigs-water

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: December 1st, 2015, 5:52 pm
by Space Tycoon
Eh?

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: December 1st, 2015, 11:47 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Space Tycoon wrote:Oh give me a fucking break already.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/n ... pigs-water
I suspect she wanted to be arrested, so I don't feel too bad for her. And the dude's right. How does he know it's just water? He has a duty to deliver healthy pigs to the processing plant.