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Post by Mal Shot First » January 12th, 2014, 4:12 pm

:o

Edit: I made a dummy first post out of habit... or out of cruelty.
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Re: Funny Images

Post by Mal Shot First » January 12th, 2014, 4:15 pm

Those Europeans and their silly signs!

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So, is it a hammer or not?


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Unfortunately, the store was closed and I wasn't able to figure out whether it was a boner-shop or the owner's name was Boner. It could be a misspelling of Döner.

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Post by Dalty » January 13th, 2014, 11:52 am

I knew a Mr Boner once.

I also knew a Richard Head and a Mike Hunt.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 13th, 2014, 12:15 pm

I taught a Benjamin Dover. He insisted on never being called "Ben."

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Post by Dalty » January 13th, 2014, 1:11 pm

British pr0n empressario Ben Dover actually went to my school. He got expelled. True story. Look it up. I went to Borden Grammar School.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 13th, 2014, 1:18 pm

I'll take your word for it. Today, at least. I'm sure to call your word into question in the near future.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 13th, 2014, 1:31 pm

He is married to another pr0n star. Their child is an actor in a BBC sitcom.

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Post by Jubbers » January 15th, 2014, 11:20 pm

From http://imgur.com/hWG9mFn:

This is part of the reason American's are so ill-informed- Jim Miklaszewski holds up an Ethernet cord while explaining how the NSA is using compromised USB cables to spy on people worldwide

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 1:45 am

Have Americans always been so paranoid?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 8:00 am

They have as long as I've been alive. I blame the Cold War.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 8:58 am

I know what I'm fighting for! For a world where I am not frightened to take a pee!!!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 9:25 am

Don't cross the streams.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Quasar » January 16th, 2014, 9:32 am

On Raising Hope, the father and son crossed the streams in a bonding ritual.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 9:53 am

Did they also perform a strawberry shortcake on one another?

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Post by Quasar » January 16th, 2014, 9:57 am

They went into the bathroom together and closed the door, so pretty much anything is possible.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 10:15 am

That's a shame. There's more honor in an open-door strawberry shortcake.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 11:54 am

Only in Alabama.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 12:16 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 12:39 pm

Which one are you asking?

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Re: Funny Images

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 12:56 pm

I know what I'd say Strider'd say.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 1:18 pm

Well. Why not.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Quasar » January 16th, 2014, 1:30 pm

Last thing I remember about Strider was he was complaining about TDKR trailer being boring. I wonder if he liked the movie.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 2:27 pm

When I look at his Corona profile, I see that he was relatively active on the games forum. He was pretty much the only one, I guess.

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Re: Funny Images

Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 2:45 pm

Talking to himself!

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