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God, I WISH. I've had a crush on her for four years now.
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I'm gonna quit my job tommorrow. That is, I'll give my 2 weeks notice in a mature, distinguished, drama-free way.

Unlike my predecessor, who just walked out one day and didna come back.



God, that man had some balls.
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How long have you been there? Do you have another job lined up?
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5 years.

Nope.
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Good luck to ya, Spacey.
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Thanks, I'm gonna need it.
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Well, my mother is upset with my decision.

One must not upset Mother. Mother will be very cross.
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For Goiter, it's "One must not upset Grandmother."
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Gonna write an "I Quit" email to Whole Foods today. Bittersweet.
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Space Tycoon wrote:One must not upset Mother. Mother will be very cross.
I have it on good authority that said mother wouldn't harm a fly.
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The landlord is a she?
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Apparently so.

It didn't matter to me one way or another. I didn't want to presume that it would matter to Adam.
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Oh, it will!
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The landlord is indeed a "she."

A married with children she, mind you, but a helluva she to think about on those lonely nights all the same.
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Does she share any names with famous basketball players?
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She's called Kobe?
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Adam wants to give her his beef.
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Wagyu?
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Adam wants to give her his beef.
That was groan worthy even by your usual standards, Goits.
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And to answer the question, I don't yet know her last name, but the first name isn't shared with any athletes, to my knowledge.

At least under the female spelling which she uses.
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Teri? Erin? Jeri? Andi?
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John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?
Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Teri? Erin? Jeri? Andi?
Yes.
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I have beheld the landlord.
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And some day, I shall also beheld her.
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