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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 13th, 2017, 4:13 pm

I guess I won't bother posting about it in the Marc Maron thread.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Mango » August 13th, 2017, 8:30 pm

I had no idea who that was until I watched GLOW, I enjoyed his character. I enjoyed his bottom of the barrel and might as well make myself at home personality.

I support a thread in his name.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Mango » August 13th, 2017, 8:35 pm

Oh man, he had his own show...and it's on netflix i think...
well hell, i was gonna rebuild the front steps tomorrow but this feels like a better idea.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 14th, 2017, 7:48 am

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October I will be in Vietnam visiting the in-laws with Dalty Jr for the first time.

If I come to a wrestling match with you Adam, can I be drunk?
It's encouraged! Just try not to throw too many bottles at the heels.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 14th, 2017, 7:48 am

Oh and GLOW was awesome. Really, really enjoyable. The girlfriend even liked it and she only begrudgingly likes wrestling!

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Dalty » August 14th, 2017, 9:25 am

Bottles at heels? Why would I throw bottles at the back of shoes? Don't understand. Is that a tradition at wrestling?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 14th, 2017, 11:41 am

I give you permission to throw bottles at the faces, Dalty.

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Post by Dalty » August 14th, 2017, 1:00 pm

But these are big lads (and ladies) - what if they get angry!?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 14th, 2017, 6:12 pm

They're not that big. Most of 'em are, like, my size.

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Post by Dalty » August 15th, 2017, 6:47 am

And 'roided, and so very oiled.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 15th, 2017, 9:45 am

I suppose you can take the opportunity to figure out whether or not they're genuinely skilled fighters.

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Post by Dalty » August 15th, 2017, 11:50 am

That oily, the slippery bastards would be hard to hold.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 15th, 2017, 3:46 pm

Maybe Davey Boy Smith Jr. will come to your aid.

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Post by Dalty » August 16th, 2017, 2:42 pm

Is he greasy?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 16th, 2017, 5:11 pm

He's mostly British-Canadian, but there's a touch of Greece thanks to a maternal great-grandmother.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 20th, 2017, 6:22 pm

I'd like to think that's the farthest you've ever stretched for a pun, but I'm concerned that it doesn't even crack the top 5

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 20th, 2017, 7:51 pm

I make sure to stretch before every pun.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 10th, 2017, 8:59 am

My favorite part of the match is the part where one of the turtles falls over on his back and pretends like he can't get up.

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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Post by Adam54 » October 25th, 2017, 7:39 am

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I'm going to WWE TLC in October in Minneapolis.

I've got an extra ticket with your name on it, Dimple!
I went on Sunday.

The main event was a clusterfuck and absolute nonsensical storytelling, but all in all the show was an absolute blast.

Takeaways:

1. AJ Styles and Finn Balor should wrestle each other at every show. Every show should just be a couple hours of them wrestling. Far and away the greatest match I've ever seen in person.

2. Alexa Bliss is the real fucking deal. She's turned into a wonderful mic worker and a pretty solid wrestler and the inevitable feud with Asuka is gonna be fantastic.

3. The Miz is the most underrated, underappreciated wrestler of this generation. He just cracks me up every time he's on the mic and at this point I'd call him an all time great chickenshit heel.

4. Kurt Angle's still got it.

THe end.

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