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Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 13th, 2017, 4:13 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I guess I won't bother posting about it in the Marc Maron thread.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 13th, 2017, 8:30 pm
by Mango
I had no idea who that was until I watched GLOW, I enjoyed his character. I enjoyed his bottom of the barrel and might as well make myself at home personality.

I support a thread in his name.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 13th, 2017, 8:35 pm
by Mango
Oh man, he had his own show...and it's on netflix i think...
well hell, i was gonna rebuild the front steps tomorrow but this feels like a better idea.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 14th, 2017, 7:48 am
by Adam54
Dalty wrote:
August 11th, 2017, 12:05 pm
October I will be in Vietnam visiting the in-laws with Dalty Jr for the first time.

If I come to a wrestling match with you Adam, can I be drunk?
It's encouraged! Just try not to throw too many bottles at the heels.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 14th, 2017, 7:48 am
by Adam54
Oh and GLOW was awesome. Really, really enjoyable. The girlfriend even liked it and she only begrudgingly likes wrestling!

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 14th, 2017, 9:25 am
by Dalty
Bottles at heels? Why would I throw bottles at the back of shoes? Don't understand. Is that a tradition at wrestling?

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 14th, 2017, 11:41 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I give you permission to throw bottles at the faces, Dalty.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 14th, 2017, 1:00 pm
by Dalty
But these are big lads (and ladies) - what if they get angry!?

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 14th, 2017, 6:12 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
They're not that big. Most of 'em are, like, my size.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 15th, 2017, 6:47 am
by Dalty
And 'roided, and so very oiled.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 15th, 2017, 9:45 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I suppose you can take the opportunity to figure out whether or not they're genuinely skilled fighters.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 15th, 2017, 11:50 am
by Dalty
That oily, the slippery bastards would be hard to hold.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 15th, 2017, 3:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Maybe Davey Boy Smith Jr. will come to your aid.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 16th, 2017, 2:42 pm
by Dalty
Is he greasy?

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 16th, 2017, 5:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
He's mostly British-Canadian, but there's a touch of Greece thanks to a maternal great-grandmother.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 20th, 2017, 6:22 pm
by Adam54
I'd like to think that's the farthest you've ever stretched for a pun, but I'm concerned that it doesn't even crack the top 5

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: August 20th, 2017, 7:51 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I make sure to stretch before every pun.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: September 10th, 2017, 8:50 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: September 10th, 2017, 8:59 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
My favorite part of the match is the part where one of the turtles falls over on his back and pretends like he can't get up.

Re: The Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: October 25th, 2017, 7:39 am
by Adam54
Adam54 wrote:
August 10th, 2017, 1:53 pm
I'm going to WWE TLC in October in Minneapolis.

I've got an extra ticket with your name on it, Dimple!
I went on Sunday.

The main event was a clusterfuck and absolute nonsensical storytelling, but all in all the show was an absolute blast.

Takeaways:

1. AJ Styles and Finn Balor should wrestle each other at every show. Every show should just be a couple hours of them wrestling. Far and away the greatest match I've ever seen in person.

2. Alexa Bliss is the real fucking deal. She's turned into a wonderful mic worker and a pretty solid wrestler and the inevitable feud with Asuka is gonna be fantastic.

3. The Miz is the most underrated, underappreciated wrestler of this generation. He just cracks me up every time he's on the mic and at this point I'd call him an all time great chickenshit heel.

4. Kurt Angle's still got it.

THe end.