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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » December 27th, 2016, 7:05 am

Why do liquor stores put bottles in those brown paper bags?

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by neglet » December 27th, 2016, 9:00 pm

So you can oh-so-discreetly sip with no one the wiser.

Or because that's what they use.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2017, 6:23 am

What is a "Jungle Jim" ??

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2017, 8:57 am

It was a character created to leech business away from the media giant that was Tarzan. They even managed to snag Johnny Weissmuller, a retired Tarzan, for a series of Jungle Jim pictures.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2017, 2:44 pm

Why would children play with him?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2017, 3:03 pm

Because he had money, power, and one hell of a playground.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2017, 3:04 pm

(Here's where Dalty may feel a powerful urge to make a Michael Jackson joke.)

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2017, 5:25 pm

That's ignorant!

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2017, 7:46 pm

Which idiot decided to put such a big event that invariably involves beers and gatherings and other fun stuff on a Sunday? I mean, FFS America!!

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 5th, 2017, 10:29 pm

Puritans, man.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 6th, 2017, 5:36 am

Lame!

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 6th, 2017, 5:37 am

Actually - has anyone considered the boost to the economy by shifting it to a Saturday?

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 6th, 2017, 9:43 am

During the Shabbat? Are you INSANE?!

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 6th, 2017, 10:59 am

Mr lover man????

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 6th, 2017, 12:40 pm

Family man.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 6th, 2017, 12:41 pm

Family, man.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Mal Shot First » February 6th, 2017, 5:40 pm

Dalty wrote:
February 6th, 2017, 10:59 am
Mr lover man????

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 10th, 2017, 2:36 pm

What is Colt 45, other than a gun?

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 10th, 2017, 4:24 pm

It's something that works every time.

Unlike the gun.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » February 11th, 2017, 6:47 am

Not a reliable sidearm?

Which one does Lando use?

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Mal Shot First » February 11th, 2017, 8:44 am

Image

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » March 30th, 2017, 2:25 pm

In American kitchens do they not have cupboards? I ask this because every movie and TV show I see, even the poshest, most expensive kitchens have work tops strewn with gadgets and grinders and bowls and other kitchen accoutrements. Do they not have storage?

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 30th, 2017, 10:03 pm

We have cupboards, but we tend to use the boards of our cupboards for the storage of cups.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 30th, 2017, 10:18 pm

Here, for example, is a picture of one of the Jubboiter household's cupboard's guts:



In the other cupboard's guts? More cups.

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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Post by Dalty » March 31st, 2017, 3:12 am

I want that cupboard.

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