Teach Dalty American!

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I'm sorry, that was a weak post. I just wanted to contribute something. :(
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I understand. I've built a large back catalogue of weak posts out of just wanting to contribute something.
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I'd just call it a catalogue.
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If brevity's what you're going for, "catalog" might also work.

I just wanted to remind everybody that I have a large back.
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Not that a reminder is necessary. It's pretty well established by my large back catalogue of weak posts.

My large back is, itself, pretty weak. I screwed it up earlier in the week while trying to combat my morbid obesity.
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That was polish paintstripper!

And are you still allowed to call Molson beer?
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Get your story straight, Dalty. Was it polish, or was it paint stripper?
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Both, just don't polish anything painted and you are peachy.
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Fake Strider thought about commenting, but I convinced him to take the day off.
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Maybe it was a painted Polish stripper.
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What paint would you recommend for a Polish stripper? I'd recommend that she be left Behr.

Dalty would want her covered in gold paint, no doubt. He'd go a long way to see that, I bet. How far? Eaton, surely.

He'd allow a small square to be left unpainted. Just as a precaution.
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Ha! I work for Behr's biggest competitor.

Bodypaint is seriously sexy, in my opinion. I've added it to my growing list of weird, yet mostly harmless fetishes.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Dalty would want her covered in gold paint, no doubt. He'd go a long way to see that, I bet. How far? Eaton, surely. He'd allow a small square to be left unpainted. Just as a precaution.
I worked pretty hard on this post, and Dalty never even acknowledged it.
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Well, I sort of did.

Sort of.
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And I appreciate it.

Sort of.

(More than "sort of," truth be told. Any acknowledgement will do.)
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We must accept that which we are given.
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That's my drive thru policy. I usually get ripped off, but sometimes I end up with someone else's order. That's always pretty exciting. Other people tend to get the pricier items, and they tend to get a greater quantity of food than I normally would.

In its own, not-very-much-like-Christmas way, it's like Christmas.
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I have just seen it, and I approve of that post. I will go and watch Jane Bond vs Goldenrod on YouPorn by way of celebration.
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Does it feature Shirley Eaton?
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Peter North I think.
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Cute name. He should stop with the clever and just call himself "Dick's Up."
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I had a work college called Richard Excel.

He used to get most upset when I insisted on calling him Dick PowerPoint.
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I figured you would have gone with "Dick XL."
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That wouldn't have been as funny.
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True. It would have been funnier.
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