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Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: December 27th, 2016, 7:05 am
by Dalty
Why do liquor stores put bottles in those brown paper bags?

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: December 27th, 2016, 9:00 pm
by neglet
So you can oh-so-discreetly sip with no one the wiser.

Or because that's what they use.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 6:23 am
by Dalty
What is a "Jungle Jim" ??

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 8:57 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It was a character created to leech business away from the media giant that was Tarzan. They even managed to snag Johnny Weissmuller, a retired Tarzan, for a series of Jungle Jim pictures.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 2:44 pm
by Dalty
Why would children play with him?

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 3:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Because he had money, power, and one hell of a playground.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 3:04 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
(Here's where Dalty may feel a powerful urge to make a Michael Jackson joke.)

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 5:25 pm
by Dalty
That's ignorant!

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 5th, 2017, 7:46 pm
by Dalty
Which idiot decided to put such a big event that invariably involves beers and gatherings and other fun stuff on a Sunday? I mean, FFS America!!

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 5th, 2017, 10:29 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Puritans, man.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 5:36 am
by Dalty
Lame!

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 5:37 am
by Dalty
Actually - has anyone considered the boost to the economy by shifting it to a Saturday?

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 9:43 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
During the Shabbat? Are you INSANE?!

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 10:59 am
by Dalty
Mr lover man????

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 12:40 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Family man.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 12:41 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Family, man.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 6th, 2017, 5:40 pm
by Mal Shot First
Dalty wrote: February 6th, 2017, 10:59 amMr lover man????

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 10th, 2017, 2:36 pm
by Dalty
What is Colt 45, other than a gun?

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 10th, 2017, 4:24 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's something that works every time.

Unlike the gun.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 11th, 2017, 6:47 am
by Dalty
Not a reliable sidearm?

Which one does Lando use?

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: February 11th, 2017, 8:44 am
by Mal Shot First
Image

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: March 30th, 2017, 2:25 pm
by Dalty
In American kitchens do they not have cupboards? I ask this because every movie and TV show I see, even the poshest, most expensive kitchens have work tops strewn with gadgets and grinders and bowls and other kitchen accoutrements. Do they not have storage?

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: March 30th, 2017, 10:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
We have cupboards, but we tend to use the boards of our cupboards for the storage of cups.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: March 30th, 2017, 10:18 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Here, for example, is a picture of one of the Jubboiter household's cupboard's guts:



In the other cupboard's guts? More cups.

Re: Teach Dalty American!

Posted: March 31st, 2017, 3:12 am
by Dalty
I want that cupboard.