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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 17th, 2017, 10:56 pm

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Post by Dalty » January 18th, 2017, 5:49 am

WTF am I watching?

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » January 18th, 2017, 6:09 am

A girl who likes to jump like a horse.

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Post by Dalty » January 18th, 2017, 6:25 am

Again, WTF?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 18th, 2017, 2:15 pm

The real horse in the background legitimizes it. It's like when Vanilla Ice would have non-white rappers open for him.

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Post by Dalty » January 18th, 2017, 4:04 pm

And non-white backing dancers too. Well alrighty then, all legit. What does that horse with the extra "Oh" make of all this?

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 18th, 2017, 7:24 pm

Vanilla Ice was just going for sufficiently legit. MC Hammer had already cornered the market on excessive legitimacy, and he was showing no signs of stopping. (No, not even for hammer time.)

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Post by Dalty » January 18th, 2017, 7:42 pm

He always ceased activity when it was time for the driving of nails. No exceptions.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 18th, 2017, 8:05 pm

One wonders why he chose parachute pants over carpenter jeans.

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Post by Dalty » January 19th, 2017, 1:16 am

Peacocking. It's a common theme.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 9th, 2017, 10:01 pm

A classic:


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Post by Mal Shot First » February 10th, 2017, 10:08 pm

I'd never seen that Juggalos video. I wonder how she reacted to the "Fuckin' Magnets" meme. :)

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 11th, 2017, 3:03 pm

She looks like a portly Cobain in that preview image.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 23rd, 2017, 10:39 pm

Fellow Germanists may recognize the singer as the "Bibi Hendl" guy.

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Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2017, 4:57 pm

I feel their pain. What the total fuck is Poppy?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 25th, 2017, 11:49 pm

I'm Poppy.

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Post by Jubbers » February 26th, 2017, 12:21 am

I am Poppy.

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Post by Mal Shot First » March 4th, 2017, 8:04 am

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 4th, 2017, 8:59 am

Mal is now a true Bostonian.

I do not joke.

Or tease.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » March 4th, 2017, 2:48 pm

I think I'd actually have to like the Red Sox, or at least baseball, to qualify as a true Bostonian.

Ortiz's smile in that photo is very Grandpa Seth-like. :D

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Space Tycoon » March 4th, 2017, 3:36 pm

Question: Is it totally wrong that a part of me (which I'm not proud of) wants to know when she turns 18?

Answer: Yes, Space Tycoon. Yes it is. :roll:

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » March 4th, 2017, 7:03 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
March 4th, 2017, 8:59 am
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Space Tycoon wrote: Question: Is it totally wrong that a part of me (which I'm not proud of) wants to know when she turns 18?
There's nothing wrong with asking when a person will turn 18 years old. Many people would say, though, that there's something morally objectionable to being physically attracted to a minor, but that's not what you were asking.

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