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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » August 30th, 2017, 1:14 pm

Whore master > whore-tender.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 30th, 2017, 4:13 pm

Whore me tender!
Whore me true!
All my dreams fulfilled!
For, my darling, I whore you,
And I always will!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 1st, 2017, 11:05 pm

The first couple minutes of this one are truly special:


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Post by Mal Shot First » October 28th, 2017, 9:00 pm

This is a really good AVGN episode:


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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » October 29th, 2017, 8:52 am

That was cute. I was hoping James would be going in that direction, considering how close to Halloween he posted it. He's clearly learned a lot about production value and effects from his time on the movie. I think my favorite effect was one of the subtler ones: the hand print appearing in the dust on the screen at roughly 18:34.

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Post by Mal Shot First » November 21st, 2017, 7:15 am

That video needs more "Ghost Love Score".

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 21st, 2017, 9:36 am

The last two seconds make the whole video worth it.

An amusing exchange on a YouTube upload of "Ghost Love Score":

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Everybody talking about JonTron and a bunch of other LP shit. This is still a YTMND song as far as I'm concerned. Get off my lawn.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 27th, 2017, 11:14 pm

Meanwhile, In Arizona:


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Post by Mal Shot First » December 14th, 2017, 9:12 pm

I just discovered this channel on YouTube where they make modern trailers for classic movies. They're really good at it and the results are usually surprisingly effective. The two trailers below got me pumped up to rewatch both of those movies.




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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 15th, 2017, 1:16 pm

I don't know that this is necessarily a "noteworthy" video, but I find it an amusing attempt to make my hometown look larger than it is with aerial shots and shots of the same quarter-mile stretch from a variety of angles:


(My mother makes a surprise cameo at the 1:32 mark.)

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Post by Mal Shot First » December 15th, 2017, 2:50 pm

They have soccer in Alabama?! Or is that kid at 1:07 just wearing the jersey because if the Stars and Stripes?

Also, I think that town motto at the end may need an asterisk:
*...unless you're non-white, non-Protestant.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 15th, 2017, 6:23 pm

I think they've very recently started having soccer in Crossville. Something like 75% of the elementary school attendees Hispanic. There's been a lot of white flight. Our biggest and nearest rival, Geraldine, now schools the vast majority of my classmates' children. It's simultaneously amusing and anger-inducing. They bitch about how Crossville is "overrun." They send their kids to the school of their one-time sworn enemies. (It was never friendly rivalry. The two towns fucking hated each other when I was a kid. It was like Springfield and Shelbyville, but with farm hicks.)

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