Noteworthy Video Dump

Why bother with any other forum?
Forum rules
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
Post Reply
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

Speaking of the cop car, I like that he has trouble getting back in it.
User avatar
Quasar
Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
Posts: 486
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 10:03 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Quasar »

Goits likes something else! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?!?!?!
User avatar
Jubbers
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 777
Joined: November 19th, 2012, 5:54 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Jubbers »

He also liked The LEGO Movie, which we got to see today. Jubboiter-free at that.
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

Everything is awesome!
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

Jubbers wrote:He also liked The LEGO Movie, which we got to see today. Jubboiter-free at that.
You probably don't need to specify that we saw it "Jubboiter-free." We don't quite get to see the movies we take Jubboiter to.
User avatar
Dalty
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Posts: 9564
Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Dalty »

Jubboiter is not keen on pre-recorded entertainment. She prefers live participants, and considers it more entertaining if they quickly become dead participants. Or at least maimed.
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

She favors pratfalls and severed thumbs.
User avatar
Dalty
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Posts: 9564
Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Dalty »

Only if she feels like being a biter.
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

She has a mouthful of teeth at this point. It used to be easy to dig non-foods out of her mouth. Now, it's not.
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »



This one's mildly funny (and, in parts, a little disturbing), but the truly noteworthy thing about it is that the guy has a grandmother cool enough to play along. My grandmother is a teetotaling lame-o who lives to meddle, shame, and inconvenience.
User avatar
Quasar
Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
Posts: 486
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 10:03 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Quasar »

If you like old people talking about sex and stuff, you should watch Betty White's Off Their Rockers.
User avatar
Dalty
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Posts: 9564
Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Dalty »

NO, my parents only ever had sex twice. Once for my older brother and once for me. Even then they did it with the light off. Anyone who says any different is a damned liar!!!!
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

User avatar
Quasar
Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
Washer of the Tights - 250 Posts
Posts: 486
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 10:03 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Quasar »

Be honest. That was a home video Hicks sent you, wasn't it?
User avatar
Dalty
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Vegeta-ble Slicer - 9001 Posts
Posts: 9564
Joined: January 11th, 2014, 5:28 am

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Dalty »

You would view one of Hicks' home videos? NSFW tags?
User avatar
Mal Shot First
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Posts: 2731
Joined: January 10th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First »

User avatar
Jubbers
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 777
Joined: November 19th, 2012, 5:54 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Jubbers »

Babies are ugly.
User avatar
Mal Shot First
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Posts: 2731
Joined: January 10th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First »

Spoken like a mother.
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

I'm the mother.
User avatar
Mal Shot First
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Posts: 2731
Joined: January 10th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First »

One bad mother-- shut yo' mouth.
User avatar
Mal Shot First
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Posts: 2731
Joined: January 10th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First »

User avatar
Jubbers
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 777
Joined: November 19th, 2012, 5:54 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Jubbers »

User avatar
Mal Shot First
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Posts: 2731
Joined: January 10th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First »

It's nice that Vanilla Ice doesn't take himself too seriously.

User avatar
Mal Shot First
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
Posts: 2731
Joined: January 10th, 2014, 5:05 pm

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First »

Okay, after watching the making-of video, I may have to take back my previous statement. He's just desperate for some cash.
User avatar
The Swollen Goiter of God
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Postapocalypse Survivor - 7510 Posts
Posts: 8905
Joined: January 9th, 2014, 8:46 pm
Location: St. Louis

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

I haven't looked at the comments for the video, but I bet at least one person mentions something about how they filmed him at his actual job.

I think he's just excited that for once in his life, he's getting paid to revisit something that's not "Ice Ice Baby" related.
Post Reply