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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 31st, 2017, 10:18 pm

Ol' Beau Watkins doesn't flirt. He's just consistently attentive and inquisitive. He asks people questions about themselves in hopes of turning them into characters in stories, and these people assume he's interested in them as people.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » April 1st, 2017, 5:28 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
March 31st, 2017, 10:18 pm
Ol' Beau Watkins doesn't flirt. He's just consistently attentive and inquisitive.
Ah, that was probably my problem. I couldn't get myself to be attentive and inquisitive - that would have involved actually caring about people I just wanted to fuck.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 1st, 2017, 7:35 pm

You don't actually have to care about them. In fact, I'd say that borders on going too far. No. You just have to *appear* to care about them.

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Post by Mal Shot First » April 1st, 2017, 9:14 pm

That's already asking too much.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 1st, 2017, 10:11 pm

Then the Emperor has already won.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 2nd, 2017, 10:49 pm

Some wackadoole combined the two dumbest anti-intellectualism trends from the last couple years:



I'm half-surprised he didn't also try to work in the vaccines-cause-autism argument.

The video's pretty hilariously dumb, but the comments on the video are often even dumber.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 2nd, 2017, 10:53 pm

The most amusing thing about the comments, maybe, is that a lot of angry Mandela Effect adherents are mad that someone would try to sully the purity of their movement with something as dumb as the Flat Earth argument. "For fucks sake," says the forty-times-upvoted Ryan Borger, "stop pulling your flat earth nonsense into Mandela effect. Your nonsense has nothing to do with something that s actually happening."

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » April 19th, 2017, 8:41 pm

That clown looks kind of like Michael Ironside in clown makeup.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » April 19th, 2017, 8:51 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
April 2nd, 2017, 10:49 pm
Some wackadoole combined the two dumbest anti-intellectualism trends from the last couple years:

[flat Earth video]

I'm half-surprised he didn't also try to work in the vaccines-cause-autism argument.

The video's pretty hilariously dumb, but the comments on the video are often even dumber.
At 5:06, the scientist says, "Because the data we get from space now are astronomical..."

Punintendo?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 19th, 2017, 10:17 pm

"Wackadoole" was supposed to read "wackadoodle'"--though I'm not sure why I'd use the word "wackadoodle." I must have been very tired.

There's nothing wrong with the word. It's just not a word I use very often.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Mal Shot First » April 29th, 2017, 8:52 pm

I'd watch this.


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Post by Mal Shot First » May 10th, 2017, 12:43 pm

It's Father Seth!

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Dalty » May 12th, 2017, 2:59 am

That is me and Jr at his first swimming lesson!

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Post by Dalty » May 18th, 2017, 12:19 pm

That boy knows how to keep the women in line!

(runs and hides from Jubbers and Negs.......)

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Post by Mal Shot First » May 18th, 2017, 5:52 pm

That video delivers.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Jubbers » May 18th, 2017, 9:32 pm

That reminds me of my own childhood and the time my parents were dumb enough to give my 3-year-old brother real metal golf clubs.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 18th, 2017, 9:53 pm

I choose to believe he's punishing both sisters for shoving the dog.

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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Space Tycoon » May 20th, 2017, 1:01 pm

I'm calling it. Rey uses a double-bladed lightsabre in either Ep 8 or 9.

I'm in luuurrrvvv....



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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Post by Dalty » May 20th, 2017, 2:22 pm

There is something undeniably sexy about a girl who you know could kick your ass!

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