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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 5th, 2017, 1:10 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It is, of course, OK to be attracted to miners--assuming they're not minors.


Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 6th, 2017, 12:53 pm
by Dalty


Now THIS is funny!

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 9th, 2017, 12:25 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God


This guy looks way less cool doing what he's doing than he appears to think he does.

My favorite bit is at 0:36.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:55 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God


"I thought I was safe! I was in Wal-Mart!"

"She had dropped her phone in my buggy! See, God did that!"

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:57 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I should add that I feel it's terrible this woman was punched while shopping. I hope her healing time is swift.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 9th, 2017, 12:11 pm
by Dalty
I think it's because the range guy is wearing adventure pants with a belt and a collar. I mean, really!??

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 10th, 2017, 9:59 pm
by Mal Shot First
Lady Gaga was better in the '80s.


Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 10th, 2017, 10:05 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
March 9th, 2017, 12:25 am
My favorite bit is at 0:36.
Looks like that might be his signature move.


Oh, and look! His name is Beau!

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 10th, 2017, 11:39 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I don't know what's going on with his chin when he's taking the offensive, but it's not a great idea. If he gets a punch to the face while he's jutting his jaw out like that, he's liable to lose some teeth.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 10th, 2017, 11:40 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:
March 10th, 2017, 9:59 pm
Lady Gaga was better in the '80s.
She was. Back then, we called her Madonna.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 13th, 2017, 8:35 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Here's the day's Holy Shit:


Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 23rd, 2017, 2:01 pm
by Dalty
Meanwhile, in a Moscow hotel room!



Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 23rd, 2017, 8:06 pm
by Mal Shot First
Fake news.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 24th, 2017, 6:46 pm
by Dalty
SAD!

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 26th, 2017, 1:07 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 26th, 2017, 4:57 am
by Dalty
What the fuck did I just watch?

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 26th, 2017, 10:59 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Men in chairs.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 26th, 2017, 11:48 am
by Mal Shot First
I'm a bit disappointed that they're not wingback​ chairs.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 26th, 2017, 4:23 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
At least now I can share the shame of having seen this video with someone else.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 26th, 2017, 10:29 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 27th, 2017, 11:40 am
by Mal Shot First
It took some of those kids way too long to figure out that there's a quiet-loud-quiet pattern to these songs. It's a bit odd how many of them described the songs as happy. Maybe they automatically associate happiness with upbeat music, which is understandable.

Also, fuck that douche Jaxon and his douche name.

Edited to add: I wonder how the kids would have reacted to some less accessible songs like Radio Friendly​ Unit Shifter.

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 27th, 2017, 4:55 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
That kid's sort of like an embryo Seth. Seth's one of the teens in the "Teens React" series. Seth's a bigger douche than Jaxon, but Jaxon's still young. Observe the douchiness of Seth:



Seth's a straight-up anti-Nintendo elitist. It's pretty obvious he's too anti-Nintendo to bother even giving the Switch a chance.

He admits to having never played a Zelda game. You can't really trashtalk the entirety of Nintendo gaming and then say you've never even played a Zelda game. He also says all the various Nintendo systems' hardwares have always been "garbage," which is demonstrably false.

Maybe the douchiest thing he says is that he doesn't understand "the point" of platformers. If you want a little viewer revenge, you can watch him not even know how to start up an NES game:



He loses his first life at the first goomba while playing Super Mario Bros. It's kind of delicious to watch. (To be fair, most of them lose their first lives in the same spot.)

Watching him do poorly despite presenting himself as Mr. Gamer reminded me of two of the times I played games with Jubbers's oldest younger brother. He talked up his gaming skills before playing Ms. Pac-Man with me. He also told me he was "awesome at all things Sonic" before we played the original Sonic the Hedgehog. In both cases, I dominated him in an epic fashion. (He would have smoked me if we'd played almost any newer game, but I'm particularly good at both those games.)

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 27th, 2017, 7:08 pm
by Mal Shot First
Sydney wrote:I wanna go, like, to Hot Topic and get, like, a Nirvana shirt and be like, "I totally know who Nirvana is!"
I don't know whether Sydney, age 9, was consciously dissing Hot Topic shoppers, but this clip deserves to be made into a Thug Life meme. :D

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 27th, 2017, 8:59 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Correction:

I wrote "Evan" a whole bunch of times when I meant "Seth." Seth is the elitist anti-Nintendo douche. I'm not sure where I got "Evan."

Re: Noteworthy Video Dump

Posted: March 31st, 2017, 9:07 pm
by Mal Shot First
I couldn't detect any seduction despite the claim in the video title. Still, another fun interview. Man, I wish I'd had Craig Ferguson's flirting skills in my single days. Hell, I would have been happy with Ol' Beau Watkins's flirting skills.