Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!

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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!

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I shouldn't be forced to swear, weep a little and demand the help of a deity each time I pee.
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Keep your eyes dry and do all the weeping from your ding-dong.
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I took home pills with me from the hospital and took 1 whenever I thought I started to feel the metal staples in me. I thought they helped me.

Then a few months later I got a high ankle sprain, and I couldn't sleep at all from the pain, so I took a pill. Didn't do shit. I thought, hey, I'm a big guy, I should take 2. Nothing. I took 3, much to the protests of my friends. I actually felt some relief then during the day, but still had trouble sleeping. I finally settled on 4 pills per night so I could sleep. Needless to say, I went through my pills like gangbusters.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!

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I need stronger pain meds!
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I am so freakin' bored with this now. It has gone beyond amusing anecdote to discuss at a future date, and is into seriously ranty story territory.
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But I thought you liked huffyflounce.com!
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I do. I was referring to my current predicament.
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I know.
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I know you know. I am in pain. My mood is not great.
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I prescribe drinking litres and litres of water.
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I'm also in pain. Out of solidarity, natch.
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I am soooooo high right now on a heady combination of industrial pain killers and something called lactulose.

Weeeeeeee!
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Jeeeeeeesus

Now I know how a bear feels after hibernating!!
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Skinny?
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And I believe you meant "Jeeeeeeesús."
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There is an obvious Kanye joke here too! But I won't make it.
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Emergency re-admission due to complications. Back in hospital.

Sucks.
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That sucks. Get better soon, Dalty.
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:(

Hope things get sorted. Be well.
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Strength and honour, BBB. I'll make up for whatever drinking you can't do presently.
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Cheers guys. Currently got so many tubes in me, I look like a white boy version of The Borg.
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How many tubes? Might one go so far as to say it's a series of tubes?
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You could refer to this as a series, yes.
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So, just to be clear:

It's a series of tubes, and it's not a big truck. RIght?
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Or even a big train. No.
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