Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I hope Dalty remembers to wear a fresh, clean pair of tights when he goes to the hospital.

[Dalty]

Holy shit, I just met my hot black nurse!!

Shame the only time she is going to be looking at my junk, I will be unconscious!

[Dalty]

Alas Spacey, they neither dress like in that pic, or like that stripper we got you for your birthday.

[Dalty]

I am currently rocking a rather fetching medical gown and some paper underpants. Nice.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Why not just say "paper pants"? Am I rubbing off on you, or do you just feel compelled, now, to be extra specific?

I used the word "fetching" in my grandfather's presence once. He kept hearing "fetchy." Once I clarified that it was "fetching" (I actually had to spell the word out for him), he told me he'd never heard the word and accused me of making it up. He then spent the rest of the day mocking me by pointing at things and calling them "fetchy."

Goddamn, that man was an asshole.

[Quasar]

Then why do I love him so?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It probably has something to do with ding-dongs and butts.

[Quasar]

That's disturbing.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The man was, after all, an asshole.

Now he's dead.

[Dalty]

Just woken up from the anaesthetic. Spaced out. Feel like I am flying. Morphine is fun.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Adam54]

Well, this completely explains the Facebook message I got from Dalty this morning. Heh.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Did he mention his ding-dong?

[Jubbers]

Morphine is fun.

Makes me itchy.

[Adam54]

Did he mention his ding-dong?

In a roundabout way, yes. Yes he did.

[Dalty]

Ok. Morphine still go. There have been some complications.

Looks like another nights stay for me.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That's a bummer. Or a peeholer. Or something.

On the other hand, more morphine!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

[Dalty]

Morphine is my friend. Hot black nurse jams that needle in my leg, and it's off to floaty dreamland for Dalty!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

[Mal Shot First]

Morphine is my friend.

Or as Ray Parker, Jr. might say: "Morphine makes me feel good!"

[Quasar]

Like Huey Lewis and the News needed more evidence Ray was ripping off "I Want a New Drug".

[Dalty]

TV selection in here isn't great though.

[Dalty]

Owwwwww. Serious, serious pain now the drugs have worn off.

Help.

[Dalty]

Seriously. Anyone else ever had a stent? Are they supposed to hurt like this or should I be contacting the consultant?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Never had a stent. I was catheterized for weeks when I was seven. The removal was painful. Peeing was pretty painful for a couple days after it was removed. Stuff's just not supposed to go up there, I think.