Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!

[Dalty]

Not as much fun as a vacation. I get admitted on Wednesday for a one night stay. They will put me to sleep and then do unspeakable things to me with a little telescope into my kidneys. It's cool though, because it might also involve lasers!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Will the lasers be attached to sharks? That would be even cooler.

[Quasar]

Will the sharks eat the kidneys? Cuz that would be cool too.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

They might get stoned.

[Dalty]

It wouldn't if they were still attached to me! It would be very, very not cool.

[Quasar]

Who wants to watch sharks chomp on unattached kidneys? BOOORRRRING!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

No, boring is what the telescope will be doing.

[Dalty]

Yeah. Sooooo. I'm kinda nervous. You two aren't helping.

[Quasar]

No, boring is what the telescope will be doing.

Do you mean the lasers?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Why not both?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I figure as long as I'm posting "Why not both?" responses, there won't be any reason to bother with inviting Strider.

[Dalty]

I just read the admission notes. I wish I hadn't.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Never read the admission notes. They more or less tell you there's a good chance you'll die.

[Quasar]

Also, in the fine, fine print, they'll tell you that they'll be touching all your private parts while you're under. On the plus side, they'll ask you if you object first.

[neglet]

Is that anything like getting yourself sliced open, having a major internal organ pulled outside of your body, then having it sliced open to remove a huge tumor, I mean, boy, who only grows up to ignore your texts and forgets to call you even when he wants a big favor like to drive your car across country on vacation? Because I had that.

[Mango]

I, often as of recent, wish that medical practitioners didn't have to explain what they were going to do. It would be much easier if one could simply walk in and demand to be fixed, "no explanations given."
I recall trying to flee when given details on how they would remove my cornea for eye surgery.

I guess what i'm trying to say is, "Good luck man." Also, thank the user you will be asleep.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Is that anything like getting yourself sliced open, having a major internal organ pulled outside of your body, then having it sliced open to remove a huge tumor, I mean, boy, who only grows up to ignore your texts and forgets to call you even when he wants a big favor like to drive your car across country on vacation? Because I had that.

Now you're calling him "that"? Poor kid.

[Dalty]

T Minus 24 hrs.

Switch to Brown Alert, and fetch me a clean pair of pants!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

When you say "pants," do you mean underwear, or do you mean pants?

[Dalty]

Underwear. Who uses 'Pants' for trousers? Pffft!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Superman. Well, he used to.

[Dalty]

He always wore his pants on the outside.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Exactly.

[Dalty]

Washed his tights regularly.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

And when he would do it, where would he do it?