Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.

[Dalty]

Work it?

[Space Tycoon]

I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.

[Dalty]

And endorsed by a goat. That makes it extra truthy.

[Space Tycoon]

Last night I had a chat with a really cute bartender who cosplayed as Han Solo at FanExpo this year and prefers Classic Trek.

Pretty sure I'm in love.

[Space Tycoon]

FEMALE bartender. Kinda wanted to clarify that.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It don't make no never mind to me.

[Dalty]

Does she take her truthing from goats?

[Adam54]

I'm officially single again. We're going to attempt to remain friends and I don't wish her any ill will whatsoever.

Now..help me out fellas. It's been a while since I last attempted dating seriously. What's the proper waiting period before getting back out there? 1 year per month dated? 2 years? 10?

I dated a girl for about 4 months and then she broke up with me because it was obvious that we weren't a good match (the reason we were even together for that long was probably fairly superficial for both of us). About a month later, I started seeing the young lady who eventually became my wife. So, you know... there's no reason to wait all that long. It's not like you are coming out of a years-long relationship. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide the right time or what feels right to you, but I doubt there's a set time period that must be respected lest the universe should implode.

See, this gives me hope. She and I had one last falling out this weekend and this won't be one of those "on again/off again" things. Which sucks. I thought she was it. I really did. Ah well, clearly not.

But now it's on to the next one. Coffee Meets Bagel is back up and running on the phone!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.

I meant to mention earlier that I got a real kick out of this. It's good stuff.

[Space Tycoon]

I googled "truth has been spoken" in hopes of finding something suitably kooky.

Mission accomplished.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Mission accomplished.

Did you take lessons from the guy who was almost Iron Man, too?

[Space Tycoon]

That's more like unsuitably kooky.

[Dalty]

The mission is unsuitably kooky?

Unsuitably Kooky Mission Force??

Sounds like Manga.

[Space Tycoon]

More like bad 50's science fiction.

[Dalty]

No, that would be Kooky Force and the Unsuitable Mission.

[Space Tycoon]

Featuring the adventures of Captain Johnny Missile and his "youthful companion," Sparky.

[Dalty]

Nailed it!

[Space Tycoon]

That's what Johnny Missile said.

[Dalty]

And made Sparky sore and left him feeling a little dirty.

[Space Tycoon]

What are you implying about our steely eyed missile man and his sparkly adolescent chum?!

[Dalty]

He made a (wo)man of Sparky.

[Space Tycoon]

Bit the pillow once or twice....

[Dalty]

It certainly made his eyes water. Tune in next week!

[Adam54]

I think I might be ready to announce my retirement from dating. I used to be more of an optimist, but between the HIMYM finale and the recently ex-girlfriend, I think I might just call it a day.

I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.