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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 29th, 2014, 8:35 pm

Even if you're referring to the sandwich?

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » January 29th, 2014, 10:23 pm

As we are all mature adults here, I must insist we use the term 'doody' when discussing this.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by neglet » January 30th, 2014, 7:30 pm

I'm sorry, I must defer to Monty Python on this one, specifically the tax on thingy sketch: "What, poo-poos?"

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » January 31st, 2014, 3:07 am

Yes. Poo-poos!

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Adam54 » February 3rd, 2014, 2:11 pm

Current Annoyance: I had to spend a decent part of last week/into the weekend dealing with a cyber stalker. It was bizarre and unpleasant, but the police man was quite nice and thus far very helpful.

Relatedly, forgive my silence here last week. Was fully occupied with that.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2014, 2:28 pm

Wow. Now THIS is a story!

Come on Adam, share, share???

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2014, 2:55 pm

Now you know how a certain grad student must have felt whenever she wasn't wading in her magical pool.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2014, 3:00 pm

I wasn't going to hassle you about said grad student.

I changed my mind, though. For Jakester!

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Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2014, 3:06 pm

Adam ain't sharing. Adam is a meanie.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Adam54 » February 3rd, 2014, 3:08 pm

Ha! Man, I WISH all this guy did was ogle me.

I feel like a tool saying this, but I'm honestly not sure how specifically I should talk about this in a public forum since there's a police investigation ongoing. One of the rare times in my life where I feel I should shut up, at least for now (in public) and let the cops do their thing. I got some very thinly veiled threats from a stranger who was pretending to be me on Twitter/on my own website, one of which included a message with my home address and phone number inside, so I went to the police. More to come in due time, I swear it.

Suffice it to say, the threat seems to have diminished if not disappeared completely, so here I am!

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Post by Adam54 » February 3rd, 2014, 3:09 pm

Also, VERY cool feature of this website that I just discovered! I was typing my reply, Dalty snuck in and typed something new while I was working on that paragraph, so the site alerted me with a "Something new has been posted! You may want to review your reply before submitting this!" message. Way cool.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2014, 3:10 pm

Damn. Tell us more whenever you feel comfortable telling us more.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2014, 3:14 pm

I don't think the danger has truly passed. The police are yet to find my binoculars and telephoto lense, or the lotion Adam puts on it's skin.

HIS !!! I meant HIS binoculars and telephoto lense. Ahem.....

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Adam54 » February 3rd, 2014, 3:19 pm

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!

You were always FAR too English to not actually be a secret Minnesotan!!

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Mal Shot First » February 3rd, 2014, 3:36 pm

Take it as a compliment, Adam: someone actually wants to be you. I don't think anyone has ever wanted to be me. :cry:

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2014, 4:03 pm

People just want to be on you.

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Post by Adam54 » February 3rd, 2014, 4:04 pm

Really?? I always thought that all men wanted to be you! :(

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Adam54 » February 3rd, 2014, 4:05 pm

DAMN YOU SNEAKILY POSTING THINGS AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I'M TALKING TO YOU, DALRYMPLE!!!

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Re: Current Annoyances

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » February 3rd, 2014, 4:13 pm

If I was posting for you, Adam, after your revelation I would have posted this. Enjoy!!! :


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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 3rd, 2014, 6:12 pm

Mal Shot First wrote:I don't think anyone has ever wanted to be me.
I want to be you, Mal.

But, you know, different.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » February 4th, 2014, 5:12 am

Who wouldn't want to be Mal?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 4th, 2014, 7:51 am

Good question.

He's tall. That makes him a superior person.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by Dalty » February 4th, 2014, 10:16 am

He's also not fat.

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Re: Current Annoyances

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 4th, 2014, 1:48 pm

He is, however, phat.

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