IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

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These people can go fuck themselves:

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No, no, no! Apple is the choice of hateful smug cunts.
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Speaking of HSCs.....

I am going away, but for a long weekend to the Cotswolds in the car. Charming part of the country.
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I'm off to Pittsburgh in a couple hours! Probably won't be on here until sometime Monday, (he says, as if that pesky girlfriend had allowed him much time here lately anyway)

I'll give Springsteen your collective love though.
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You're going to Pittsburgh... voluntarily?
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And how! A Pirates game or two, the amusement park which was the basis for my beloved Adventureland and then Boss Time on Sunday! What's not to love?
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Dalty wrote: Cotswolds in the car. Charming part of the country.
I missed this til now. Is Cotswolds In The Car the actual name of the village?
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It's the Cotswolds. The car was the transport to get there.

The area does include Boughton-On-The-Water, Stow-On-The-Wold, Upper Slaughter and Lower Slaughter though.
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Heading to Indonesia for a couple weeks, leaving on day. Hoping the Cheeto-in-Chief hasn't fucked it all to shit by time we're supposed to get back, and that we actually get where we're supposed to go and back without incident.
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Hmmmmmm. Babies on planes. I am the asshole that usually hates them. However Hank Chip Chet III Jr needs to go and visit his people and spend time with his Vietnamese Grandparents. A conundrum!
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I guess it's a good thing that the Future Ex-Mrs. Dalty isn't Muslim and that you don't live in the US.
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She'll still have a hell of a time getting into France! Schengen visa area or not!
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Leaving my baby boy and off to Tenerife, off the coast of Africa, for 5 days. Stag weekend. Or Bachelor Party, as I believe you Colonial cousins call them.
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You can't follow a movie night out with the guys with a stag weekend. Not without at least a two weeks in between. Sheesh, Dalty.
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It's on like Donkey Kong!

I am in the hot seat next week when Mrs Dalty goes on the hen night. Plus brunch with the girls at the weekend.
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So you get five days gone on an exotic trip, plus a movie, while she just gets one "hen night" and a brunch?
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We weren't keeping score, we weren't aware it was a competition.
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Jubbers wrote: March 15th, 2017, 9:01 am So you get five days gone on an exotic trip, plus a movie, while she just gets one "hen night" and a brunch?
Again, it's a very long brunch.
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One of the guys on this stag is younger than the Spice Girls, PlayStation, Digital TV and Google. Fuck, I feel old. Glad flying home tomorrow.
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