IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

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Oh, I'm fine with taking the Tube elsewhere, but for hauling bag purposes I'll want to stay near Paddington. Just as long as it's not one of those awful chain pubs.
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Dalty wrote:Hmmmmm, not sure I know many bars in the Paddington area.
How about bears?
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Only in special clubs.
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Furries and Chickenhawks and Bears, oh my!
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Are you going to make me Google furries and chickenhawks now to see if there is a hidden meaning I don't know?
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Nah, I made it up. I'm creative sometimes.
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It sounded definitely NSFW.
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Or maybe you just have a FILTHY MIND. :twisted:
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Well, that is also true.
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In Poland - Kraków to be precise! Drinking has started at 1pm.

It's a stag weekend. I believe you people call it a 'Batchelor Party'

If anything happens to me - tell my Mom I love her and Jubboiter that fealty will continue in the afterlife!
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Maybe you should start informing us when you're not on vacation. You'd save yourself some effort.
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I am rapidly approaching "broken"

It was the vodka bar that what done it!!
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Oh..... Hang on. Second wind coming on......
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Crom laughs at your second wind!
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It was a false dawn - first wind is still working! Was at the airport at 5am UK time and still going strong. Send help!!!
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Day 3 of the stag weekend. Like all stag weekends we peaked too early on night 2 and we are now trapped in a war of attrition vs alcohol and social convention.
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Dalty wrote:Day 3 of the stag weekend. Like all stag weekends we peaked too early on night 2 and we are now trapped in a war of attrition vs alcohol and social convention.
This is what happens when your "weekend" extends beyond the usual two days.
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The healing power of Jaeger Bombs and bass appear to be dragging me to the finish line...... just!
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Here's Mick Jagger with former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman:

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They're nowhere near bombing.
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:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:
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Pick a response:

(A) How rude!
(B) Cut it out!
(C) Have mercy!
(D) Oh, Mylanta!
(E) Holy chalupas!
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If you want, your response to my response can be "You got it, dude!"
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I am a broken man. I think I have had about 9 hours sleep in four days. This must be what it feels like to be Ol' Beau Watkins.
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I'm used to it. Being used to it makes it more bearable.
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Home again......... Thank Jeebus!
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