IT'S VACATION TIME HULKY HUMPERS!!!

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Next time, just don't go.
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It was fun, just fun of the endurance kind.
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Like tantric sex?
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But with guys and booze?
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Yes, that's it exactly. Sexy tantric booze.
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And guys.
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And guns.
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One week to go. Flight from Heathrow to Saigon, catch up with in-laws then flight from Saigon to Phu Quoc where I intend to do nothing but sit on a beach and read while drinking cocktails.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
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Business class flights too.
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Have to see the in-laws though.
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Time to pack and order an airport cab. Tomorrow we fly!!
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Hello from Dong Nai.
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I'm going to visit my brother in upstate New York on Saturday. I'll be gone for about four days and we'll be visiting the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Anybody want any souvenirs? Dalty: You can have two souvenirs if you can name me a single hall of famer without asking Uncle Google.
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Barry Bonds! Pete Rose! Roger Clemens! Shoeless Joe Jackson!
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I collect souvenir patches from the places that actually still have souvenir patches.
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Jubbers wrote:I collect souvenir patches from the places that actually still have souvenir patches.
I'll see what I can find!
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In the meantime, here's a legendary soul patch. Hopefully you don't have one of these in your collection yet.

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She has 24.
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(We oughta hit the road together, me and you. I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down.)
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Adam54 wrote:I'm going to visit my brother in upstate New York on Saturday. I'll be gone for about four days and we'll be visiting the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Anybody want any souvenirs? Dalty: You can have two souvenirs if you can name me a single hall of famer without asking Uncle Google.
What is baseball?
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I'm not sure what it is, but I know there's no crying in it.
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I googled it. It looks like the Rounders they play in girls junior school here.
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