The Wit And Wisdom of Kanye West

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Shame that he then appeared on the Brits on TV and sang such an expletive laden version of a song it was more "Bleep" than song. This is because, peculiarly, on British TV you can say "Fuck" and "Shit" and "Pussy" and "Ho" as much as you want as long as it's broadcast after 9pm, but you re not allowed to say "Nigger".
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After that, last night, he performed on the Jonathon Ross show, and after doing his song he laid on the stage and refused to talk to the host at all.
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Maybe he was tired?
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He had been talking into a microphone. Maybe it tired him out?
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Maybe he had back problems. Lying on a flat, hard surface can sometimes do wonders for the vertebrae, I have found.
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Dalty wrote:He had been talking into a microphone. Maybe it tired him out?
Lying on his back appears to be part of a new shtick. He performed one of his songs that way on SNL's fortieth anniversary special.
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The host laid down next to him and asked him if he wanted to spoon, and he huffy flounced off.
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Maybe he didn't understand him. Ross has that famous speech impediment, and I'm not all that sure Kanye understands even American English.
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Or maybe the back pain he clearly suffers from was simply too much to bear.
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I suffer from lower back spasms now and again. Dreadfully inconvenient. I find lying down on a flat surface and doing stretching exercises helps. That, plus Robaxocet and Tylenol. Getting up again is a bitch.
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Torontonians love to complain! This time, for good reason:

http://www.blogto.com/music/2015/07/tor ... selection/
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Kanye has announced that he has just made the best album in all of human history.
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He's pretty sure his earlier albums are the current album's only real competition, so the deck's stacked.
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Creations from a musician that outrank anything Kanye has ever put to vinyl / CD / other media:

1) Freddy Mercury's anguished cry on getting his HIV test results.
2) David Bowie's final breath.
3) Elton John's squeal of disapproval when David Furnish chose the wrong shade of lily.
4) The grunt Springsteen made when he finally passed that troublesome kidney stone.
5) The thud Stevie Wonder made when he last walked into a door.
6) The desperate noise Madonna makes every time she tries to stay relevant.
7) Lionel Richie judging his daughter from a distance.
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David Lee Roth the morning after in Tijuana....

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Keith Richards reaction when they told him he was contractually obliged to do another Pirates Of The Carribean movie.
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Space Tycoon wrote:David Lee Roth the morning after in Tijuana....

http://davidleerothruns.ytmnd.com/
Fearcondom!
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YTMND sites no longer load audio for me. Don't know if it's a Windows 10 thing, a Chrome thing, or both. I have to go to the site profile and open the mp3 manually.
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Well you're missing out.
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The noise Paul McCartney made at 10:52pm on the 8th Dec 1980.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:YTMND sites no longer load audio for me. Don't know if it's a Windows 10 thing, a Chrome thing, or both. I have to go to the site profile and open the mp3 manually.
I have both Windows 10 and Chrome and I can load the sound. However, it doesn't load automatically like it used to. Instead, when the page opens, there is a Play symbol in the center that I have to click while the site is loading in order to get the sound to play. If I don't click the Play button while the site is loading, the sound doesn't play once the site is loaded. It's kind of strange.
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I've been seeing that button, but I've been ignoring it. I'll give it a try.
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I'll be damned. It works.
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The growl of frustration all Windows 10 owners make regularly.
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Nah. It's a perfectly decent system.
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