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Kris is still the mother. I suppose Caitlyn's no longer technically Kim's stepmother. The divorce went through.
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I am so confused.
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You're not confused.

Neither is Caitlyn.
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Not as far as I know, at least.
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Changes her name to Caitlyn and wins "Woman Of The Year".

If she changed her name to Porsche would she have won "Car Of The Year" ?
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Only if she also put on a chassis, some wheels, and an engine.
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In honor of Kanye's recent appeals for cash:

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The real question:

Will Kim continue to mess with him?
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It looks like Kanye was sorta kinda lying. I guess the guy who set up the GoFundMe account gets to put that in his pipe and smoke it.
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The Forbes website design is one of the most annoying things ever.
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The Saturday Night Live meltdown is up online! Telegraph:


An audio clip of Kanye West's backstage "meltdown", which happened moments before he was due to appear on Saturday Night Live, has been leaked online. In the clip, West calls Taylor Swift a "fake ass" and compares himself to Pablo Picasso.

The footage captures the rapper in the middle of his expletive-littered outburst. According to Page Six – who released the footage in a video on their website on Wednesday – the rant began when West learned that he could not use the set that he had planned for his performance. Essentially, he wanted a shiny floor, but the US entertainment show's behind-the-scenes team removed it because it confusingly reflected the stage lights.

West can be heard shouting, “Look at that s–t they took my f-----g stage off’a SNL without asking me. I am bummed … If I am going to do this we are breaking the m------------g Internet.”

His tirade continues: “Are they f—–g crazy? Whoa by 50 percent Stanley Kubrick, Picasso, Apostle Paul, f—–g Picasso and Escobar. By 50 percent more influential than any other human being. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. By 50 percent dead or alive, by 50 percent for the next 1,000 years. Stanley Kubrick, ‘Ye.”

Sources claimed that West threatened to walk off the show, which was hosted by Melissa McCarthy. Allegedly, SNL boss Lorne Michaels had to talk the Yeezy singer into going ahead with his performance, and he eventually agreed. The source also claimed that West called the crew "white m-------------s", although this has been denied by West's representative.

Earlier on the day that the audio footage emerged, West had posted on Twitter several times to redress his previous claims that he was the best rapper of all time.

It is not the first time the famously provocative musician has made headlines recently. The build-up to the release of his new album The Life of Pablo was characteristically dramatic, and its live premiere in New York was followed by a well publicised feud with singer Taylor Swift.

Incensed by West's claim, in a song on his new album, that he made her famous, Swift used her Grammy acceptance speech to hit back. She said: “There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame…But if you just focus on the work and you don’t let those people sidetrack you…you will know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there.”
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Kanye's team of statisticians determined that he is 50% more influential than Picasso, Kubrick, and Apostle Paul. They also determined that he is 50% more influential than any other human being. Would it be a fallacy to infer from that that all human beings other than Kanye West are as influential as Picasso, Kubrick, and Apostle Paul?

I like that the article refers to him as "the Yeezy singer" as if Yeezy were an adjective.
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Dalty wrote:His tirade continues: “Are they f—–g crazy? Whoa by 50 percent Stanley Kubrick, Picasso, Apostle Paul, f—–g Picasso and Escobar. By 50 percent more influential than any other human being. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. By 50 percent dead or alive, by 50 percent for the next 1,000 years. Stanley Kubrick, ‘Ye.”

That makes me think of this:



It might be more accurate for him to say he's more influential by fifty percent than 50 Cent. Even that would be pushing it, though.
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Apparently he called people "White Motherfuckers" too.
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If they fuck their mothers, he's not being racist. He's just being blunt. Any word on whether or not they fuck their mothers?
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Chris Riotta gets things more wrong than even Dalty:

http://news.yahoo.com/where-did-kanye-w ... 00238.html
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That sonofabitch! Nobody gets things more wrong than me! Nobody! YOU HEAR ME!!!
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Deadpool just threw some shade Kanye's way:

https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/sta ... 4670469120
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7% less influential than the Urban Dictionary!!
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Apparently there is a hoax email going round about a download of the new Kanye West album. If you get it, whatever you do don't click on it! If you do - you will end up with a download of the new Kanye West album.

If you play it backwards it's a Satanic message. Even worse, if you play it forwards it's a new Kanye West album!
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This months Popbitch got a psychologist in who pretty much said he clearly is sub-functional.
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And it seems he doesn't mind a little what-what, in the butt. :o :shock:
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Yes, then he proclaimed Cosby innocent. Then he flat out denied any bum fun!
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