The Wit And Wisdom of Kanye West

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Really? I found it so buggy I uninstalled it. And Edge was so slow as to be unusable.
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I don't know what you're doing with it to make it buggy. I haven't experienced any bugs. What bugs were you experiencing? Were they the this-is-different-from-Windows-7-and-I'm-too-Ipsed-to-figure-stuff-out sorts of bugs?

Ghost of Steve Jobs?
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It kept crashing, it didn't play well with Microsoft Dynamics for some reason. Citrix plug ins were questionable and my work virtual desktop became unusable.
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We just finished upgrading our Citrix stuff at work from XP to 2007. We are so with it.
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Dalty wrote:It kept crashing, it didn't play well with Microsoft Dynamics for some reason. Citrix plug ins were questionable and my work virtual desktop became unusable.
Oh. I see. You were using your computer for dumb work stuff. Microsoft 10's not the OS for that. It's a user friendly tool for the layperson who wants an OS that works with both tablets and PCs.

I don't use Windows 10 for dumb work stuff. I use it for smart home stuff. Like pоrn. And design and AV editing.

But mostly pоrn.
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In all fairness, the Surface Pro's at work running 10 seem to be pretty impressive. I was a very early adopter. Maybe I should re-download my free upgrade and give it another go.
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I haven't noticed that many differences between Windows 8 and 10. It seems like the same OS with a redisigned UI. It's actually surprisingly compatible with older software. I'm running Photoshop CS2 on it and an old game that I found while digging through my box of computer stuff (released ~2001).
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Ok, I am convinced. Tomorrow one of two laptops at home will be re-upgraded. The other will remain as a control Petri dish.
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I could use a few bucks. Why didn't I think of that?
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Maybe Kanye West should start a Kickstarter campaign to get him out of debt.

As the $10,000 stretch goal, Kanye could promise to close his Twitter account.
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And/or his mouth.
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He should ask Taylor Swift for help. He made that bitch famous!
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He also invented leather trousers. True story! According to him anyway.
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"Please pray we overcome... This is my true heart."

Co-opting a word most heavily associated with a protest song which itself was co-opted by the Civil Rights Movement is sure to win everybody over to his cause.

Good thing it's his true heart. That validates it. Wouldn't want to hand over a billion to some project that was his half heart or his false heart.

Shouldn't he just wait until his new album drops and use the billion he'll be making from album sales? It's the best thing he's ever done, after all. How will the world be able to resist it?
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He's $53m in debt! That takes real effort.
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He owes more than I'll ever earn.
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He owes more than all of us put together will ever earn.
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Dalty wrote:He's $53m in debt! That takes real effort.
It takes a lot of $$$$ to keep Kim's ass covered.
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When Ray J covered her ass, it didn't cost him a thing.
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Her Dad was so proud he turned into a woman.
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Stepdad!
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Not even her real dad - and he was so proud he turned into a woman!
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Stepmom!
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Kardashian Mater is not real Mater?
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