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I just got my first offer (that I'm actually able to attend) in a long time. Two free passes this Wednesday for something called Gods of Egypt.

Upon initial review, this looks horrible. But it would be free. Do I go? What do you people know about it?
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You should go to it.
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Because it would be free or because it would be terrible and you want me to suffer for two hours?
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It can't be any worse than Clash Of The Titans.
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I've never seen Clash of the Titans.

Wait. Is this a sequel to that terrible looking Exodus movie from last year?
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Nope - this is all new! Proyas isn't it?
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Adam54 wrote:Because it would be free or because it would be terrible and you want me to suffer for two hours?
I see through this. So does Fake Strider.
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It's getting to be that a guy can't even ask a legitimate question with more than one possible answer around this place anymore!
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Only if there are two possible outcomes.
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Or cruelty is involved.
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If Fake Strider wouldn't take my accidental bait, there's no way he's taking yours.
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Out of cruelty?
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No. He still has plenty cruelty.
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(I wonder how many more times I will make that joke before I die. Probably at least one more time. Maybe more.)
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You hadn't posted in here for so long, I thought this was a ploy to touch people inappropriately, you know, like "free breast cancer screening," or, more likely considering the make-up of this board, "free testicular cancer screening."
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Balls!
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neglet wrote:You hadn't posted in here for so long, I thought this was a ploy to touch people inappropriately, you know, like "free breast cancer screening," or, more likely considering the make-up of this board, "free testicular cancer screening."
Now there's an idea!

Get over here, Dimple.
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Dimples in that testicular screening might be indicative of an issue. Better get it checked out!
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Do I need to bend over and recite the words to HMS Pinafore yet again Adam?
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You know a better way to do it?
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral......
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:You should go to it.
I didn't go to it.

I'm waiting to hear back on whether or not I've won screening passes to London Has Fallen.

THAT I would not miss.
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I looked, it hasn't.
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Give it time, mate. The film isn't released for another week or two. I'm so excited they've made a sequel. This has all the potential in the world to become my favorite action film series so long as it's still going once Fast & Furious finishes up.
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Like F&F, the first one was stupid silliness of the highest order but entertaining as fuck. I also enjoyed "White House Down" though so who am I to judge anything?
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