The Fast & Furious Thread

[Dalty]

What if we all hung out somewhere different online with different people when we weren't here with Adam??

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You mean like what I do with Corona's hidden forums, where Jack and Quasar still post?

[Adam54]

You mean like I did with Lolita for a while there?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Too soon!

[Adam54]

If "Posting in the hidden forums" isn't a euphemism for boning, then I don't know what is.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

We were making that joke fifteen years ago, Adam.

[Adam54]

That's half my life ago! I didn't understand then!

[Jubbers]

Here comes Dalty's stock "Ghost of Jobs" comment.

This is "Steve Jaws," a character in Yokai (Ghost) Watch. It could not be more perfect for ol' Money Bags.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The only thing that would be more perfect would be if the Ghost of Jobs somehow prevented him from seeing it.

[Dalty]

The ghost of Steve Jobs has been foiled...... this time.

[Adam54]

Five weeks to go!!

[Space Tycoon]

What happens in five weeks?

[Adam54]

The greatest sequel of all time comes out in theaters!

[Space Tycoon]

Oh wait...that's the one with the cars an' shit, right? They still making those movies?

[Adam54]

Mhmm! And how!

[Space Tycoon]

The white guy died, though, yeah? So that means they gotta find another Cockashun.

[Mal Shot First]

You mean another Cock-Asian?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

They done found them an Alabamian to take his place.

[Dalty]

Adam is from Miami..... no wait, Minneapolis or somewhere, via Norway.

[Space Tycoon]

You mean another Cock-Asian?

Sounds like something from one of Dalty's Far East vacays.

"I say, I rawther look forward to cocking some Asian tonight!"

[Mal Shot First]

That's not where I thought you were going with that. It sounded at first as if we were about to enter ladyboy territory.

[Space Tycoon]

That's not where I thought you were going with that. It sounded at first as if we were about to enter ladyboy territory.

Shit, I didn't think of that. I'm getting slower.

I almost entered ladyboy territory once. But What Happens In Rio Stays In Rio.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That's different from Panama. What happens in Panama doesn't stay in Panama when what happens in Panama is scabies.

[Space Tycoon]

What exactly is scabies, anyway? Sounds like a cross between scurvy and rabies.

I guess I could consult Wikipedia, but I have people for that.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

They're microscopic mites that burrow into your flesh, lay eggs, and die. The eggs hatch. The new mites burrow and fuck and burrow and fuck, lay eggs, and die. They are most active at night.

It took me a couple months to get rid of them. They itch like a motherfucker.