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I will, and I am gonna tell you all about it. Oh God, am I gonna tell you all about it.
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I'm not sure I like the threatening nature of that post.
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Man up Princess!
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Number 8 will be in New York. Vin Diesel says so.

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8 times the furious fun! FUN I SAY!!!!!
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Adam54 wrote:
Dalty wrote:Adam, how can you disappoint our Forum Mommy? Get dancing.
You watch Furious 7, I'll send video of me doing the Dance of a Thousand Goiters.

I give you the most solmen, sincere vow a Skoglund can give.
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Adam54 wrote:
Adam54 wrote:
Dalty wrote:Adam, how can you disappoint our Forum Mommy? Get dancing.
You watch Furious 7, I'll send video of me doing the Dance of a Thousand Goiters.

I give you the most solmen, sincere vow a Skoglund can give.
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Is it Solmen or Skoglund? Make up your mind!
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In the case of my uncle Solmen Skoglund, it was both.

Poor Sol. He was awfully depressed.
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Is it Solmen Skoglund or Solemn Skoglund? Make up your mind!
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Damn it to hell. I see it now.
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I edited one. Now NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! Mwahahaha.
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Mal preserved your original misspelling when he quoted you. It's etched in stone, Adam. ETCHED IN STONE!
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No, I edited it so they're now both misspelled. No one will EVER KNOW my original mistake! *Maniacal laugh*
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If that's what you want to believe, that's what you ought to believe.
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I won't stop believing.
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You have a long journey ahead.
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Is it unexpected? If so it will be like Fast & Furious i.e. Several movies too long.
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You're not qualified to say that until you've seen #7. Maybe that will be the one which turns the entire franchise around for you, Dimple! Who knows!
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I have seen the other six.
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I stand by what I said.
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So 7 is the gateway drug to your altered reality?
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Nah. That long runway at the end of 6 is the gateway. 7 is just the highest of highs.
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If the Devil is 6, then God is 7!
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Things are now offical through Fast 10, which is apparently where it (the Vin Diesel-led saga anyway) will all end. Five more years to go, Dimple!

http://money.cnn.com/2016/02/03/media/f ... in-diesel/
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