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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 10th, 2016, 6:22 pm

Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
I bet it's kayfabe. Did Johnson use any of the language he typically uses when he's doing his Rock shtick? How much time is there between the next WrestleMania and the release of Fast 8?

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by neglet » August 10th, 2016, 7:24 pm

Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.

Pretty much guarantees this will be the best one yet, doesn't it?
Doesn't it depend on the quality of the make-up sex they film?

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » August 11th, 2016, 6:00 am

If Vin is still all baggy and puffy, Dwayne won't be able to perform. And that vest needs a wash.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 11th, 2016, 6:48 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
I bet it's kayfabe. Did Johnson use any of the language he typically uses when he's doing his Rock shtick? How much time is there between the next WrestleMania and the release of Fast 8?
He DID use the phrase "candy asses" in his Instagram rant. https://www.instagram.com/p/BI25NjMDPWv/?hl=en

And there's 12 days separating the release of Fast 8 and Wrestlemania 33. I never thought I'd say this, but you might be on to something, Goiter.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 11th, 2016, 9:49 am

More details. Crew is VERY much on Rock's side as apparently Vin Diesel is a tremendous dick.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/08 ... esel-feud/

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » August 11th, 2016, 10:48 am

You don't say!!!

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 11th, 2016, 11:03 am

No one is more surprised than me!

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » August 11th, 2016, 11:35 am

Oh Adam - if you can't tell that guy is a total knob-jockey then your knob-jockey-dar is broken!!

Or jammed. Women can do that. Plus they attract bears!!

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 11th, 2016, 12:04 pm

I guess this means Adam54 considers Wrestling Inc. and TMZ to be trusted news sources.

I'd say Adam was goin' kayfabe if he hadn't already broken kayfabe by acknowledging my speculation that Johnson might be kayfabing, though I suppose it could all be part an elaborate attempt to sell his kayfabe as shooting. What's what, Adam54? You can shoot straight with us.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 11th, 2016, 12:28 pm

Wrestling Inc. is a highly dependable source for all things wrestling news.

I know this because they once used me as a source for a story which turned out to be 100% not true but was published anyway.

Still! They trusted me so I trust them.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 12th, 2016, 9:38 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: I'd say Adam was goin' kayfabe if he hadn't already broken kayfabe by acknowledging my speculation that Johnson might be kayfabing, though I suppose it could all be part an elaborate attempt to sell his kayfabe as shooting. What's what, Adam54? You can shoot straight with us.
I'm at least 80% sure Dalty has no idea what kayfabe means.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » August 12th, 2016, 10:32 am

Be 100%

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » August 24th, 2016, 3:40 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
I bet it's kayfabe. Did Johnson use any of the language he typically uses when he's doing his Rock shtick? How much time is there between the next WrestleMania and the release of Fast 8?
Damn it, I hate when Goiter makes a valid point.

An "insider" is now claiming The Rock convinced Diesel to ramp up the drama between them in order to build to a match at the conveniently timed Wrestlemania 33. http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/08 ... el-in-wwe/

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 24th, 2016, 4:41 pm

Adam54 wrote:Damn it, I hate when Goiter makes a valid point.
It almost never happens, so there's that.

To be honest, I'm surprised WrestleMania wasn't everyone's immediate assumption. It seemed like the obvious thing.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » August 25th, 2016, 7:04 am

They should just fuck. They clearly want to fuck. The whole F&F thing is positively dripping with big gay tension anyway. It makes Top Gun look like a Presbyterian funded Western by comparison.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » December 6th, 2016, 3:10 pm

Fast 8 teaser trailer to arrive on Sunday!

http://movieweb.com/fast-furious-8-teas ... ease-date/

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 6th, 2016, 3:35 pm

When do we get the 2017 WrestleMania lineup info?

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » December 6th, 2016, 4:19 pm

The build for that should begin in late February/early March.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » December 6th, 2016, 4:20 pm

Which, coincidentally, is about when the Rock/Diesel feud should resurface.

Coincidentally.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » December 9th, 2016, 4:59 pm

IT HAS A TITLE!

and one of those really annoying teaser of the teaser thingies!

http://www.darkhorizons.com/eighth-fast ... ler-tease/

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » December 12th, 2016, 10:17 am

Diesel's gonna turn heel!!!!! And Dalty, if you have one bad thing to say about this, I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A CHEROKEE DRUM.


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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 12th, 2016, 10:44 am

(The Cherokee drum is his penis.)

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » December 12th, 2016, 11:02 am

I don't need to see the movie now. That trailer is literally the salient points of the whole thing condensed into a few minutes. Job done.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » December 12th, 2016, 11:15 am

Now don't you start this shit again, young man!!

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