The Fast & Furious Thread

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » March 7th, 2017, 2:33 pm

New TV spot shows they may be bottling it on the Dom turning thing:

http://www.darkhorizons.com/fate-of-the ... ms-motive/

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 7th, 2017, 5:03 pm

F8: Full Bottle

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Mal Shot First » March 7th, 2017, 7:15 pm

Better than F8: Bottle Empty.

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Okay that was probably way too obscure for anyone who's not familiar with '90s German soccer. "Bottle empty" ("Flasche leer") is the term that Bayern Munich's Italian manager Giovanni Trapattoni used to describe some of his players whose recent performances had been below expectations. The press conference became an instant legend.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » March 14th, 2017, 7:12 am

I cannot believe no one has brought up how GOD DAMN AMAZING the newest trailer is.

Shame on you, Dalty. SHAME!

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » March 14th, 2017, 12:00 pm

They still won't have the balls to remember that the dirty vested fat man is actually the bad guy and this whole thing will be a giant kayfaybe!

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » April 16th, 2017, 9:50 pm

I would describe the eighth as a Masterpiece of Awful. I laughed. I cried. I laughed til I cried, but good lord is it ever a convulted plot line which contradicts major portions of the already convoluted past plot lines.

Still, I highly enjoyed it. I'm sure you're all stunned.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » April 17th, 2017, 3:46 am

They have reached peak Transformers?

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Adam54 » May 11th, 2017, 8:12 am

I wouldn't go that far.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 11th, 2017, 9:11 am

You'd still go pretty far, though. It's a long-ass runway.

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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread

Post by Dalty » May 12th, 2017, 3:01 am

Nothing is as long as that runway..... NOTHING! When Ol' Beau Watkins flies, it's from that runway.

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