LeBroning

[Quasar]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/lebron- ... ning-meme/

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I haven't watched a basketball game since the mid-nineties, so all I know about LeBron is that a lot of people hate him. Also, I think maybe he's cried a few times? I didn't know about the flopping. I found a compilation video:



After the first one, I thought maybe there was a chance he was genuinely knocked off balance. Then I kept watching. Dude's definitely a flopper.

Looks like he just can't stand (in) the Heat.

[Dalty]

Sniper!!!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Racist!

[Quasar]

Yeah, he's soccor level flopping!

[Dalty]

That's what I meant. When one of those soft fancy foreign johnnies who don't like it up 'em falls over theatrically in real football, we say they went down like there was a sniper.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

"Kiowa, who saw it happen, said it was like watching a rock fall, or a big sandbag or something--just boom, then down--not like the movies where the dead guy rolls around and does fancy spins and goes ass over teakettle--not like that, Kiowa said, the poor bastard just flat-fuck fell. Boom. Down. Nothing else."

[Dalty]

Either Gustavo whatshisname or that other dude with the Irish name?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Tim O'Brien.

The writer named Tim O'Brien, that is. Not the artist or the musician.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

My favorite O'Brien is Flann O'Brien.

In reality, Flann O'Brien wasn't Flann O'Brien. He was Brian O'Nolan.

[Dalty]

That's the puppy!

[Mal Shot First]

Still not as bad as this:

[Dalty]

Dirty, cheating foreign johnnies. They don't like it up 'em...... unless they put it up 'em themselves!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That was awesome.

[Dalty]

In the Latin American countries cheating is endemic in football.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Are the wives pretty understanding?

[Dalty]

Generally.

[Quasar]

Are they understandingly pretty?

[Dalty]

Most of them. You won't find too many munters as footballers wives!