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[Here I shall share funny or amusing spams I get on the websites I manage, with links removed.]

This was posted on the entry "Backstairs" on my dictionary site:
Flashing within the display were big Chinese subtitles that prompted the deputy factory director to sing aloud concerning the glory of your Chinese Communist Celebration. Its lyrics exhorted most people to work difficult for your excellent on the country and praised the Chinese folks for next the party's management to generate stunting financial outcomes. I did not very see the link in between this concept as well as the pictures of Caucasian girls crossing streets, but the deputy sang with gusto.. nike shox r2 nike shox r2
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I hope there is a recording of the deputy's Nike song.
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Patrick took away our fun spam at the old site. Another win for the new boards!
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It was a sad day.
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I think that by doing so, he also made it impossible for new members to register.
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Most of the old guard had already registered, posting once, then moved on to pasture.
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It just occurred to me that I don't think I included Morpheus. He drops in once in a blue moon.
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What about Omicron?
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Good question. I'm not sure I know his name in real life. Does anybody?

Just invited Angeline via chat.
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What about the Excelsior dudes? Magnum, Floyd, Leatherman, Ulik(sp?)?
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I can message Ulic and Mags, but I don't have info for leatherman or Floyd. I have their old e-mail addresses, but I get nowhere when I e-mail them.

I wasn't sure if Ulic and Mags would be interested. I felt like maybe they'd moved on, since they didn't seem to have too much interest in Corona. I'll see if they're up for it.
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Oh, and Ipsilon, the poster boy for huffy flouncing himself! Or at least, a power boy.
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I also wasn't sure if Bill, Ipsy, or KV would be up for it. I guess I figured they'd just sort of moved on. I like 'em, of course, so I'd be happy to have them.
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There's a Google [Bot] browsing the Lounge!
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Kill it! It'll send for the hippies!
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There were like 30 guests on the front page. Now there's none. I assume they're all bots.
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Then it is a good bet the hippies know we are here.
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It was only a matter of time. They smell mooching opportunities like zombies smell blood.
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