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Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » April 7th, 2015, 1:35 pm

Roscoe P Coltrane died.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » May 4th, 2015, 2:16 am

Kevin Sorbo died?????

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Adam54 » May 4th, 2015, 6:10 am

Not as of yesterday afternoon. He was here in Minnesota, being his usual religious nut self.

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Post by Dalty » May 4th, 2015, 6:41 am

It was posted online but not in the news so maybe it's one of those 'death rumours' the Internet has from time to time.

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Post by Adam54 » May 4th, 2015, 7:25 am

Yeah he lives here, threw out the first pitch at the Minnesota Twins game yesterday and was at a Comic-con in Minneapolis at various points this weekend. I'll be your news source on this one. If he were dead, I'd have heard about it by now.

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Post by Dalty » May 4th, 2015, 7:29 am

Hercules Lives!!!!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 4th, 2015, 10:02 am

It is a source of endless amusement for me that Sorbo will forever be associated with a character central to Greco-Roman mythology.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Corporal_Hicks » May 4th, 2015, 6:53 pm

Bon Jovi is dead to me.

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Post by Mal Shot First » May 4th, 2015, 7:47 pm

He's livin' on a prayer.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 4th, 2015, 8:02 pm

He just wants to live while he's alive.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » May 5th, 2015, 1:29 pm

He'll never be Aerosmith.

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Post by Mal Shot First » May 5th, 2015, 2:21 pm

Thank goodness!

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Post by Dalty » May 5th, 2015, 2:27 pm

He hates elevators. Whatever they are.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 5th, 2015, 2:56 pm

Don't be frontin', Dalty. Even Bono knows about elevators.


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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » May 5th, 2015, 3:14 pm

Bono don't know shit - except 4 chords.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 5th, 2015, 3:21 pm

Four distorted chords, if the Edge has anything to do with it.

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Post by Dalty » May 5th, 2015, 10:41 pm

In the future, we will look back and wonder how U2 ever became a "thing".

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 5th, 2015, 11:36 pm

We don't already?

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » May 6th, 2015, 11:11 am

I just wish Bono would shut up about AIDS and take his fucking sunglasses off.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 6th, 2015, 12:19 pm

Believe me, Bono wishes that he could just wish away AIDS, but he can't.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » May 6th, 2015, 3:49 pm

Maybe he could sing at it.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » May 6th, 2015, 4:37 pm

He sang at Live Aid. Does that count?

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Space Tycoon » May 6th, 2015, 4:55 pm

Dalty wrote:In the future, we will look back and wonder how U2 ever became a "thing".
Their first 2 decades of work was excellent.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » May 7th, 2015, 11:48 am

That work is all undone by the fact one of them refers to himself as 'The Edge'.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Space Tycoon » May 7th, 2015, 2:26 pm

It’s cool to have a code name. It’s not that weird.

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