Somebody tell Goiter.....

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 25th, 2016, 11:15 am

Every time we migrate to a new board, I make sure to create a thread that collects the worst my state has to offer. It's telling that I have one thread for Alabama and one thread FOR EVERYWHERE ELSE.

I guess I've never denounced it outright. I have, on the other hand, told Jubbers that it is the one place I refuse to move to. I've also told her that being forced to move to Alabama is the one thing that might make me consider suicide.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » April 25th, 2016, 12:18 pm

I want to visit Alabama so bad.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by neglet » April 25th, 2016, 9:22 pm

The spousal unit often has to visit Alabama because his company has plants there. He came back one time reporting everyone was excited because there was finally a McDonald's "in town." He then shook his head and said, "never, ever, ever."

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 25th, 2016, 10:26 pm

Where I grew up, the belief is that the addition of a McDonald's to a town makes that town a city. Crossville continues not being a city.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » April 26th, 2016, 11:25 am

You crazy mofos call everything a city any ways.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 26th, 2016, 11:52 am

Simplicity.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Adam54 » April 26th, 2016, 12:11 pm

I'm from a town which I believe technically calls itself a village. I also have told people for years that I grew up in the Alabama of Minnesota. It's not a compliment.

But now I'm in a city and a damn fine one at that!

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Mal Shot First » April 26th, 2016, 12:15 pm

The low-rent townhouse community where I lived for a while after moving to the US was called Dutch Village. Does that count?

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 26th, 2016, 12:31 pm

Image

Above, we see the village smith in his place of business. He runs an open-air smithy. We see him standing before what many in the business refer to as a "forge" or "hearth." He doesn't have the tongue for such florid language, though. For him, it's simply an oven.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » April 26th, 2016, 1:15 pm

He wants us to get to something..... I can't quite make it out, he has a very thick accent.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » June 2nd, 2016, 2:37 pm

Muhammad Ali has been rushed to hospital with a respiratory issue.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Adam54 » June 2nd, 2016, 2:54 pm

In fair condition! Jesus, Dalty! Don't do that!

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » June 2nd, 2016, 2:57 pm

I thought Goits might need a heads up!

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Adam54 » June 3rd, 2016, 8:33 pm

Ah hell. He's slipping fast. :(

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Adam54 » June 3rd, 2016, 10:36 pm

And he's gone.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 3rd, 2016, 11:46 pm

You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last. You go through all the pain and strife, then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » June 4th, 2016, 5:58 am

He made the medicine sick.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 4th, 2016, 7:19 am

In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » June 7th, 2016, 1:21 am

Kimbo Slice has died.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » June 19th, 2016, 1:00 pm

HOLY SHIT!!!! Anton Yelchin is dead. Pinned by his own car. 27 years old.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Mango » June 19th, 2016, 8:07 pm

I just heard about that. It's terrible.
I thought he was a really talented young actor.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » August 13th, 2016, 11:01 am

Kenny Baker - R2D2 - just died. :(

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » September 20th, 2016, 9:25 am

Brad Pitt's marriage died.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » November 26th, 2016, 2:43 am

Fidel Castro died.

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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Post by Dalty » December 10th, 2016, 11:02 am

AA Gill died

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