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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 25th, 2016, 11:15 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Every time we migrate to a new board, I make sure to create a thread that collects the worst my state has to offer. It's telling that I have one thread for Alabama and one thread FOR EVERYWHERE ELSE.

I guess I've never denounced it outright. I have, on the other hand, told Jubbers that it is the one place I refuse to move to. I've also told her that being forced to move to Alabama is the one thing that might make me consider suicide.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 25th, 2016, 12:18 pm
by Dalty
I want to visit Alabama so bad.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 25th, 2016, 9:22 pm
by neglet
The spousal unit often has to visit Alabama because his company has plants there. He came back one time reporting everyone was excited because there was finally a McDonald's "in town." He then shook his head and said, "never, ever, ever."

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 25th, 2016, 10:26 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Where I grew up, the belief is that the addition of a McDonald's to a town makes that town a city. Crossville continues not being a city.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 26th, 2016, 11:25 am
by Dalty
You crazy mofos call everything a city any ways.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 26th, 2016, 11:52 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Simplicity.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 26th, 2016, 12:11 pm
by Adam54
I'm from a town which I believe technically calls itself a village. I also have told people for years that I grew up in the Alabama of Minnesota. It's not a compliment.

But now I'm in a city and a damn fine one at that!

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 26th, 2016, 12:15 pm
by Mal Shot First
The low-rent townhouse community where I lived for a while after moving to the US was called Dutch Village. Does that count?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 26th, 2016, 12:31 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Image

Above, we see the village smith in his place of business. He runs an open-air smithy. We see him standing before what many in the business refer to as a "forge" or "hearth." He doesn't have the tongue for such florid language, though. For him, it's simply an oven.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 26th, 2016, 1:15 pm
by Dalty
He wants us to get to something..... I can't quite make it out, he has a very thick accent.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 2nd, 2016, 2:37 pm
by Dalty
Muhammad Ali has been rushed to hospital with a respiratory issue.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 2nd, 2016, 2:54 pm
by Adam54
In fair condition! Jesus, Dalty! Don't do that!

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 2nd, 2016, 2:57 pm
by Dalty
I thought Goits might need a heads up!

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 8:33 pm
by Adam54
Ah hell. He's slipping fast. :(

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 10:36 pm
by Adam54
And he's gone.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 3rd, 2016, 11:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last. You go through all the pain and strife, then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 4th, 2016, 5:58 am
by Dalty
He made the medicine sick.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 4th, 2016, 7:19 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 7th, 2016, 1:21 am
by Dalty
Kimbo Slice has died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 19th, 2016, 1:00 pm
by Dalty
HOLY SHIT!!!! Anton Yelchin is dead. Pinned by his own car. 27 years old.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: June 19th, 2016, 8:07 pm
by Mango
I just heard about that. It's terrible.
I thought he was a really talented young actor.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: August 13th, 2016, 11:01 am
by Dalty
Kenny Baker - R2D2 - just died. :(

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: September 20th, 2016, 9:25 am
by Dalty
Brad Pitt's marriage died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: November 26th, 2016, 2:43 am
by Dalty
Fidel Castro died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: December 10th, 2016, 11:02 am
by Dalty
AA Gill died