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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 2nd, 2017, 6:56 am
by Dalty
She comes on the train, she comes on a plane, she comes down the lane.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 6:47 pm
by Mal Shot First
She came in through the bathroom window.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 4th, 2017, 11:15 am
by Dalty
Kinky bitch!

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 4th, 2017, 12:48 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You'll never guess what she did with her silver spoon.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 4th, 2017, 3:58 pm
by Dalty
Yotsuba came?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 4th, 2017, 6:58 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: February 4th, 2017, 12:48 pm You'll never guess what she did with her silver spoon.
Or her thumb.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 4th, 2017, 9:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Didn't anybody tell her?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 8th, 2017, 2:08 am
by Dalty
Richard Hatch. 71 is no age!!! 😢

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 8th, 2017, 9:02 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'm unlikely to make it even that far. No actuary worth her salt would give me more than sixty years.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 8th, 2017, 12:04 pm
by Dalty
Shit. Well you just prove those bitches wrong, ya hear?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 10th, 2017, 10:16 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: February 4th, 2017, 9:42 pm Didn't anybody tell her?
This song has been on my mind constantly recently because I've been singing portions of the Abbey Road medley to my kid. I usually start with Mean Mr. Mustard and go from there.

You Never Give Me Your Money usually gets stand-alone treatment. Sun King has yet to make an appearance.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 26th, 2017, 3:18 pm
by Dalty

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 26th, 2017, 6:22 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote: February 10th, 2017, 10:16 pmThis song has been on my mind constantly recently because I've been singing portions of the Abbey Road medley to my kid. I usually start with Mean Mr. Mustard and go from there.

You Never Give Me Your Money usually gets stand-alone treatment. Sun King has yet to make an appearance.
During Jubboiter's first days of postpartum existence, I would sing pretty much all of Side Two, track-by-track, minus the "Here Comes the Sun" opener. It was an easy way to push through long, boring stretches late at night.

I also used to sing "FDR in Trinidad" to Jubboiter a lot. I made a list of the songs I was singing to her the most not too long after she was born, but I no longer have it. I posted it on a colleague's Facebook wall (the colleague had just given birth and was asking others which songs they sang to their kids), so you'd think the Facebook Activity Log's "activity search" feature would find it without much fuss, but I've come to find this search feature to be pretty poor. (It's not a matter of my not entering in the right search terms. On a number of occasions, I've managed to find the material the hard way.)

These days, Jubboiter doesn't let anyone sing. Only she is allowed to sing. If you start singing, she will tell you to stop. If you continue, she will scream progressively louder. It's not a cute thing, and it's not a "sometimes" thing. Jubbers and I can no longer sing when in the presence of Jubboiter.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 26th, 2017, 6:32 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Luckily, Gmail searches and Yahoo! searches yielded better results. Here's the list, resurrected from the ashes of the e-mail annals:

"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
"1941"
Abbey Road: Side Two medley
"The Banana Boat Song"
"Be My Baby"
"A Change Is Gonna Come"
"Cast of Thousands"
"Cuddly Toy"
"Donald Duck" (theme song)
"Enjoy the Silence"
"FDR in Trinidad"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon"
"Goodbye Stranger"
"Goodnight, Irene"
"High Noon"
"Hold Me Tight"
"Homos"
"I Ain't tha 1"
"If I Ruled the World"
"It Won't Be Long"
"Little Child"
"Lonesome Road"
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
"My Rifle, My Pony, and Me"
"Not Fade Away"
"Old Man River"
"Outdoor Miner"
"Rip It Up"
"Rocky Raccoon"
"Suicide Is Painless"
"Time of the Preacher"
"Try a Little Tenderness"
"Up, Down, and Touch the Ground"

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 27th, 2017, 9:44 pm
by neglet
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: February 26th, 2017, 6:22 pm These days, Jubboiter doesn't let anyone sing. Only she is allowed to sing. If you start singing, she will tell you to stop. If you continue, she will scream progressively louder. It's not a cute thing, and it's not a "sometimes" thing. Jubbers and I can no longer sing when in the presence of Jubboiter.
My son was the same way from about ages 2-4. My favorite is his third birthday party, where the video has him shouting, "Stop singing!" while the whole extended family is trying to sing Happy Birthday.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: February 28th, 2017, 7:27 pm
by Space Tycoon
Paxton.

Fuck.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: March 1st, 2017, 2:25 pm
by Dalty
Indeed. 61.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 16th, 2017, 2:20 am
by Dalty

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 23rd, 2017, 3:31 am
by Dalty
Joanie from Joanie Loves Chachi died.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: April 23rd, 2017, 12:39 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'm sure Scott Baio is secretly excited to be getting some more media exposure. More media exposure means he gets to says his morally reprehensible bullshit to a wider audience for a week or two.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: May 15th, 2017, 3:10 pm
by Dalty

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: May 18th, 2017, 2:47 am
by Dalty
Chris Cornell died!!!! WTF!?!?!?

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: May 18th, 2017, 8:32 am
by Mal Shot First
I know! Just heard it on the drive to work this morning. :(

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: May 18th, 2017, 12:25 pm
by Dalty
Best Bond theme for decades.

Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....

Posted: May 18th, 2017, 10:00 pm
by neglet
I'm just thankful I haven't seen any "jokes" about how being in Detroit drove him to suicide. Really tragic.