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Trailers

Posted: January 15th, 2014, 10:38 pm
by Mal Shot First
I know we're technically not on a movie-themed website anymore, but what the hell.

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Posted: January 15th, 2014, 10:41 pm
by Mal Shot First
This looks like it could be worth watching:


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Posted: January 15th, 2014, 10:55 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It does.

I wouldn't be surprised if some people thought Bad Words, Bad Santa, Bad Teacher, and Bad Grandpa were all made by the same people and were part of a series. You know, like Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, etc.

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Posted: January 15th, 2014, 11:07 pm
by Mal Shot First
Now, there's an interesting connection.

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Posted: January 16th, 2014, 1:46 am
by Dalty
Bad Santa is the only one of those I really rate.

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Posted: January 16th, 2014, 8:53 am
by Quasar
I've heard good things about Bad Grandpa.

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Posted: January 16th, 2014, 10:43 pm
by Mango
I've said bad things about Bad Teacher.

Man that was an unfunny movie.

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Posted: January 16th, 2014, 11:00 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'm sure a few creatively bankrupt critics succumbed to the temptation to use "Bad Teacher? More like Bad Movie!" somewhere in their reviews.

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Posted: January 16th, 2014, 11:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Holy shit. I just Googled "Bad Teacher? More like Bad Movie!"

I got 21,400 results. I even used the quotation marks in the search.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 2:43 am
by Dalty
I find Cameron Diaz a massively unconvincing slut.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 2:44 am
by Dalty
Which is probably to her credit!

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 2:44 am
by Dalty
'Cos if there is one thing I am a good judge of, it's unconvincing sluts!!!

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 7:58 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Are you any good at convincing sluts? You should be. They're sluts, after all.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 8:49 am
by Dalty
They don't need no convincing!

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 8:51 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
And if they do, you introduce them to Dr. Backhand.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 9:10 am
by Dalty
Dry slap. Timeless.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 11:06 am
by Mal Shot First
Sean Connery agrees.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 11:38 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
He likes his women shaken.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 11:41 am
by Dalty
And bleeding.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 12:00 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Well, the chance of impregnating them during "that time of the month" is severely decreased.

It's supposed to be nigh impossible, though there's always the possibility of mistaking "false menstruation"/istihada for menstruation.

Or maybe these are all lies baby-crazy exes have told me because they didn't want me to deny them my essence.

This is probably a topic for that thread Adam thinks neglet ought to create.

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Posted: January 17th, 2014, 12:59 pm
by Dalty
I pray it isn't.

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Posted: January 21st, 2014, 10:12 pm
by Quasar

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Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 3:07 am
by Dalty
Who is Veronica Mars? Why does this feel like a sequel?

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Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 6:48 am
by Quasar
It was a tv show.

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Posted: January 22nd, 2014, 7:52 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's a TV show some people insist was created "by that Matchbox Twenty guy."