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Post by Mal Shot First » January 15th, 2014, 10:38 pm

I know we're technically not on a movie-themed website anymore, but what the hell.

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 15th, 2014, 10:41 pm

This looks like it could be worth watching:


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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 15th, 2014, 10:55 pm

It does.

I wouldn't be surprised if some people thought Bad Words, Bad Santa, Bad Teacher, and Bad Grandpa were all made by the same people and were part of a series. You know, like Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, etc.

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 15th, 2014, 11:07 pm

Now, there's an interesting connection.

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Post by Dalty » January 16th, 2014, 1:46 am

Bad Santa is the only one of those I really rate.

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Post by Quasar » January 16th, 2014, 8:53 am

I've heard good things about Bad Grandpa.

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Post by Mango » January 16th, 2014, 10:43 pm

I've said bad things about Bad Teacher.

Man that was an unfunny movie.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 11:00 pm

I'm sure a few creatively bankrupt critics succumbed to the temptation to use "Bad Teacher? More like Bad Movie!" somewhere in their reviews.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 16th, 2014, 11:03 pm

Holy shit. I just Googled "Bad Teacher? More like Bad Movie!"

I got 21,400 results. I even used the quotation marks in the search.

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 2:43 am

I find Cameron Diaz a massively unconvincing slut.

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 2:44 am

Which is probably to her credit!

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 2:44 am

'Cos if there is one thing I am a good judge of, it's unconvincing sluts!!!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 17th, 2014, 7:58 am

Are you any good at convincing sluts? You should be. They're sluts, after all.

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 8:49 am

They don't need no convincing!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 17th, 2014, 8:51 am

And if they do, you introduce them to Dr. Backhand.

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 9:10 am

Dry slap. Timeless.

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 17th, 2014, 11:06 am

Sean Connery agrees.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 17th, 2014, 11:38 am

He likes his women shaken.

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 11:41 am

And bleeding.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 17th, 2014, 12:00 pm

Well, the chance of impregnating them during "that time of the month" is severely decreased.

It's supposed to be nigh impossible, though there's always the possibility of mistaking "false menstruation"/istihada for menstruation.

Or maybe these are all lies baby-crazy exes have told me because they didn't want me to deny them my essence.

This is probably a topic for that thread Adam thinks neglet ought to create.

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Post by Dalty » January 17th, 2014, 12:59 pm

I pray it isn't.

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Post by Dalty » January 22nd, 2014, 3:07 am

Who is Veronica Mars? Why does this feel like a sequel?

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Post by Quasar » January 22nd, 2014, 6:48 am

It was a tv show.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 22nd, 2014, 7:52 am

It's a TV show some people insist was created "by that Matchbox Twenty guy."

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