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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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/fgh/ /../../

rrrm ff bv vg vb
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(She was interrupting a cha0t, so I deci0000ded to give her a sandbox. She's also interrupting tfrhis parenthetical aside.)
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How shall we rrrm ff bv vg vb, oh destroyer of worlds?
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Suck up.
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Quasar's right. That's exactly how.
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She will remember.
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It is for this reason that I've never shaken her.
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Also that.
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I should be clear:

I didn't abstain from shaking her because I was worried it would somehow damage her memory, I abstained from shaking her her because I knew she'd remember, and I don't want her shaking me when she outgrows me.
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She's already taller than me.
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She comes up past my knee, so you're probably right.
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I will be more worried when she starts talking.
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Well, personally I would let unemployment settle before raising interest rates to tackle inflation. But I understand where you are coming from.
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I'd create an account for her, but I don't want to hear you whining about how there's yet another sock puppet on the board.
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I am not allowed wine at the moment.
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Jubboiter is sick, she is cranky, and she isn't eating as much as she is supposed to. Does anyone know what to feed a kid who very clearly doesn't want to eat?
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Why not broth?
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Vodka.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Jubboiter is sick, she is cranky, and she isn't eating as much as she is supposed to. Does anyone know what to feed a kid who very clearly doesn't want to eat?
I only know kittens. They attack baby food like it's crack. I don't think feeding your baby kitten food will work, sorry.

Actually, just offer a variety of stuff. If she likes something specific she'll eat it over and over. Kids are annoying like that. When my cousin was little he only ate yellow food.
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neglet wrote:I don't think feeding your baby kitten food will work, sorry.
That's all right. I don't have a baby kitten to feed food to.
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Jubboiter has decreed that we should all have colds and be miserable like her.
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All children are little, toddling bio-weapons. This is a fact.
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:All children are little, toddling bio-weapons. That's a fact, Jack.
Fix'd.
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