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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Mal Shot First » August 21st, 2015, 10:40 am

Dalty wrote:So you are twice the man you used to be?
There's a shadow hanging off of him.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 21st, 2015, 11:55 am

I'm 11/8 the man I used to be. Last year, I was 13/8 the man I used to be.

I believe in tomorrow, Mal.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Mal Shot First » August 21st, 2015, 12:10 pm

Tomorrow will come, gradually.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 21st, 2015, 1:52 pm

Will it come as hard as Yotsuba came?

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Dalty » August 21st, 2015, 3:08 pm

Nothing ever will.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Space Tycoon » August 30th, 2015, 4:11 pm

Looks like the NDP are ahead of the game right now. Canada may have it's first socialist government when this is over. Though, it's debatable how socialist they really are anymore...

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 30th, 2015, 4:47 pm

This is clearly a response to the U.S. majority's strong anti-socialist standpoint. Canadians want the rest of the world to know Canada isn't the U.S.

You know, because the Canadian people don't do things for their own sake. Every choice they make, like every choice every other country makes, is somehow influenced--for good or ill--by the U.S.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 30th, 2015, 4:50 pm

Just in case it isn't clear, I don't actually mean/believe what I said in the previous post.

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Post by Space Tycoon » August 30th, 2015, 4:52 pm

Gotcha.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Space Tycoon » August 30th, 2015, 4:59 pm

Although, there may be some truth in your sarcastic post. Canadians are definitely aware of some troubling developments south of the border. I suppose for many, supporting the most non-American political party is an instinctive reaction.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Dalty » August 30th, 2015, 5:17 pm

It's got to be the most symbiotic relationship in world politics. Nobody in, say, Belgium gives that much of a shit who the Dutch elect. Or the British with the French etc.

In the more volatile areas of the world it doesn't matter because whoever they elect is still your sworn enemy.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 30th, 2015, 5:20 pm

This was once a pretty symbiotic relationship.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Space Tycoon » August 30th, 2015, 5:23 pm

Yeah, I guess it's safe to say that you're not going to find two guys in Beirut having a conversation about Israeli politics along the lines of, "you know, Labour may have a better economic platform, but I really think Netanyahu is stronger on dwfense."

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 30th, 2015, 5:28 pm

Apparently, Matisyahu sides with Netanyahu.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 30th, 2015, 5:30 pm

Matisyahu. Netanyahu. Netanyahu. Matisyahu.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Space Tycoon » August 30th, 2015, 5:41 pm

We sell this product called UMA, urethane modified acrylic, which we lovingly pronounce Ooo-mah. Many Uma-Oprah jokes have gone down as a consequence.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Jubbers » August 30th, 2015, 7:27 pm

uma is Japanese for horse, which is one letter away from you-know-what.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Space Tycoon » August 30th, 2015, 7:35 pm

Good Lord. I had no idea....

Thanks for the heads-up.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Dalty » August 31st, 2015, 5:32 am

Warm up the glue factory!

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 31st, 2015, 8:42 am

If you do that, things are gonna get runny.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Dalty » August 31st, 2015, 12:14 pm

You can't make premium quality glue without boiling down some H***o!

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 31st, 2015, 1:38 pm

Glue is Нorso's kryptonite. My co-conspirator and I recently decided this during one of our many Нorso-related chats.

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Dalty » September 2nd, 2015, 8:41 am

What is his position on dog food?

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Re: The Canadian Politics thread no-one will care about

Post by Dalty » September 2nd, 2015, 8:41 am

In the actual can, hopefully.

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