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You crazy mofos!!
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America, Ladies and Gentlemen!
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Fuck yeah!
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Y'all have most probably seen this, but it generally does a great job of summing up how people outside the U.S. struggle to mentally get their heads around the American gun thing:

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I have just realised it contains a word usage in a context that Negs won't like so I apologise.

I don't feel safer because Negs doesn't have a gun - because Negs doesn't need a gun. The one and only time Chuck Norris experienced fear, it was because he had misused an apostrophe in her presence.
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I would like that post if I could.

Even Chuck Norris has a mama, I bet she washed his mouth out with soap if she didn't like his language.
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Negs may have guns. We'd need to see her flex to know for sure.
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Just seen the footage, it's truly terrible. Looks like a man with clear mental problems had no problems getting his hands on a firearm.
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Bill Burr has some very funny bits about guns:

http://youtu.be/x9iYvyffAh4
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Well this will end well for the Po-Po:

http://news.sky.com/story/1558703/cops- ... wheelchair
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Dalty wrote:Just seen the footage, it's truly terrible. Looks like a man with clear mental problems had no problems getting his hands on a firearm.
Apparently, we could stop all the shootings if we just fixed the mental healthcare situation in the U.S. I've seen some variation on this argument posted at least a dozen times within the last seven hours or so.

The argument tends to come from those on the far right. Does this mean the far right is warming to universal healthcare? Because it would take something like universal healthcare to address all those with mental health issues.

Here's the weird thing:

Most of the people I know on the far right have generally pooh-poohed psychiatry and have maintained that those with mental health issues either need to snap out of it or stop being pussies. (Or, yes, both.) This we-need-better-mental-healthcare turn seems a strange turn for the far right to take.
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If it's either that or take the guns, suddenly they find psychiatry!
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"Better mental health" is probably code for "Get right with God."
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Guns, man.
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I love it when people claim that what's needed to protect society is Wilbur and Billy-Bob lighting up with their pop-guns (effective range 30m if you stop, aim and fire in a controlled manner) in all directions.
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I support the ownership--and usage, if need be--of legal firearms.

However... I think the time has come for Americans and Canadians to acknowledge that bearing arms is not a right, but a priviledge.

And a hard earned one, at that.
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Just saw this:

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Somewhere, the marketing executive at Colt is wishing they thought of that first.
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Works every time.
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Lando knows his shit.
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