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I just meant that I name dropped both your real name and your fake one!
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That's how I understood it.
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And that's what Matt Dalton was proud of.
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Also because you used my Stunt Man name.
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If I lived in the US, I would probably own guns.
What if you lived in Canada?
Then I would positively demand one! Because of the bears!!!
In certain bars here, that could be a real concern... :o :shock: :oops:
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I don't smoke fags anymore.
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"It's for the look. I don't light it."
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I didn't inhale that woman.
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Oh, come on. It doesn't even make sense to give Red Riding Hood a rifle when there's an actual hunter in the story for whom it would make sense to have one.

You wanna promote your gun agenda? Fine, but at least do so within the logic of the story you're adapting.
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The only way to stop evil stepmother with a gun, is to have a fairy godmother with a gun!
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If you absolutely insist on guns then they are pretty neat.
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Whatever you do, don't mock your husband sexually, he brings a gun to bed!
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As I write this, the Democrats are literally sitting on the floor of the U.S. House and promise not to move until they're allowed a vote on the no-brainer gun control measures which failed the Senate last week. (After the Democrats there hijacked the floor in a similar yet unrelated fashion)

This won't lead to any new laws being passed because Republicans are still Republicans, but can I just say how fucking refreshing I find it that Democrats are actually standing firmly behind something for once and refusing to back down? I've been waiting years and years and years for this.
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Them Republicans will take their guns and move 'em off that damn floor!

All it takes to move a bad Democrat on their bum is a good Republican with a gun!!
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Typical Dems, sittin' on they asses.
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Dalty wrote:Them Republicans will take their guns and move 'em off that damn floor!

All it takes to move a bad Democrat on their bum is a good Republican with a gun!!
This one delightful Republican from Texas did come into the chamber and start yelling "RADICAL ISLAM!" for some reason and apparently almost came to blows with a female Democrat representative.

We're governed by children. But at least they're not bothering to pretend otherwise anymore.
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I'm guessing you know the reason he shouted it. Republicans have pushed that narrative pretty hard.
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Well yeah, but A has nothing whatsoever to do with B no matter how badly they want it to. Plus just shouting "RADICAL ISLAM!" isn't really any constructive form of argument. What purpose did it serve? Were they all supposed to go "Well. He's got a great point. Pack it up, everybody!" and let that be that?
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That approach has kinda worked in the past for the Republicans, so it's not surprising to me that he'd give it a try.
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Do you already know which Republican did that? I bet if you don't and I asked you to list me five suspects, his name would be on that list.
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I'm not even sure I know five names to list, to be honest.
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Fair enough.

In this case it was Tea Party extremist Louie Gohmert of Texas.

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