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It's almost like the universe has a sense of irony.
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Sure, it could be that. It could also be an instance of a person's bad decision-making impacting her life in a negative way.
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Like a free ride when you've already paid?
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This event was clearly orchestrated by the NRA to counterbalance that mom getting shot by her kid.
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Not really accurate.
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The single good news story about a "Warrior" with a CCP will now neglect the 15 massacres that have happened.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Not really accurate.
The shooter's aim seems pretty accurate to me.
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Mal Shot First wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Not really accurate.
The shooter's aim seems pretty accurate to me.
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Not really, ass.
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No revisions allowed!

If I lived in the US, I would probably own guns.
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In Formerly Soviet Russia, gun owns you.
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Dalty wrote:No revisions allowed!

If I lived in the US, I would probably own guns.
What if you lived in Canada?
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Dalty wrote:No revisions allowed!

If I lived in the US, I would probably own guns.
Plural?
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There's another option?
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Space Tycoon wrote:
Dalty wrote:No revisions allowed!

If I lived in the US, I would probably own guns.
What if you lived in Canada?
Then I would positively demand one! Because of the bears!!!
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:There's another option?
I'm concerned over him even having one gun. I feel like it could be a veiled threat against me for name dropping him on British radio this week.
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Did you drop his real name, or did you call him Dalty? I hope you called him Dalty.
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I would only ever kill you with love Adam.
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From my love gun.
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Right in the face.
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I hope like hell it's not a long gun. That'd hurt.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Did you drop his real name, or did you call him Dalty? I hope you called him Dalty.
Fake Strider would be proud of me here.
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Fake Strider? I was proud of you here!
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