Forum and In-Joke Guide

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 12th, 2015, 7:35 pm

I used Toytown to get my tutoring job when we were in Munich. I also used it to pass the job on to someone else.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Space Tycoon » March 12th, 2015, 7:56 pm

So you huffy flounced from your tutoring job?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 12th, 2015, 9:09 pm

No. It was a temporary appointment. They wanted me to go on tutoring forever and forever, and I would have been happy staying longer, but Jubbers and I had to return to the U.S.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » March 13th, 2015, 4:41 pm

Because the U.S. isn't safe unless Jubboiter is present.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Space Tycoon » March 13th, 2015, 8:33 pm

I should try learning German.

It sounds like English, only angrier somehow.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 13th, 2015, 8:46 pm

It only sounds angrier when Hitler is screaming it.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » March 14th, 2015, 5:23 am

Everything sounds sinister in a German accent. Fact.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by omicron » March 15th, 2015, 1:36 pm

I took 3 years of German in high school. Hasn't helped me out at all except being able to understand the bad guys in Die Hard, and one night at a bar an old guy was trying to buy a lotto ticket and the clerk couldn't understand his numbers so I was able to translate for him. Ended up getting a round of beers for me and my date from him.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 15th, 2015, 2:30 pm

Doesn't getting a free round of beers make it all worth it?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » March 15th, 2015, 2:55 pm

Be careful. One slip of translation and you could have accidentally made him invade Poland.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » January 20th, 2016, 6:36 pm

No one's posted in this thread in damn near a year.

Have we really not developed any in-jokes in the past year?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 20th, 2016, 6:48 pm

I've tried force-fadding some stuff, but it didn't take.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 4:07 am

Fake Strider is already on this thread isn't he?

My ongoing refusal to watch FF7, or give wrestling chance!

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » January 21st, 2016, 5:13 pm

Dalty wrote:
My ongoing refusal to watch FF7, or give wrestling chance!
Jokes are supposed to be funny, not tragic!

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » January 22nd, 2016, 12:51 pm

Oh Adam.... and on your birthday too.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » January 25th, 2016, 11:40 am

You're dead to me, Dimple. DEAD!

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » January 25th, 2016, 12:56 pm

What is heroism without a nemesis?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 25th, 2016, 6:33 pm

What is heroin without an intravenous?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » January 26th, 2016, 12:52 pm

Can you smoke it?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 26th, 2016, 2:13 pm

You can, but I wouldn't recommend it.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » January 26th, 2016, 2:27 pm

Snort it?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 26th, 2016, 4:34 pm

Marcellus Wallace's wife tried that.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Mal Shot First » January 26th, 2016, 6:42 pm

Adam54 wrote:No one's posted in this thread in damn near a year.

Have we really not developed any in-jokes in the past year?
I've been considering an entry on the free gas joke.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 26th, 2016, 9:29 pm

What he means is he's had that one in the chamber. It's ready to fire.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Dalty » January 27th, 2016, 1:59 pm

Better an empty property than a bad tenant.

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