Forum and In-Joke Guide

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by neglet » April 11th, 2014, 8:09 pm

I think the first time I posted on Corona, or at least as soon as I realized I was female, he posted "what are you wearing?"
I think I replied, "my taekwondo uniform." That only made him try harder to be obnoxious, dear man.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 11th, 2014, 11:52 pm

He didn't try. He did. He was a taekwondo or taekwondo not kind of guy.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » August 29th, 2014, 8:37 am

Dalty changed his username to Dalty. How did he do this? Is he a witch??

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 8:57 am

I imagine he did it by going to User Control Panel -> Profile -> Edit account settings -> Username. That, or he asked Jubbers to do it for him.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » August 29th, 2014, 9:03 am

So....he's not a witch?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 9:52 am

He's a warlock.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Mal Shot First » August 29th, 2014, 9:54 am

Not a witcher?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » August 29th, 2014, 10:07 am

What's the British word for witch? Thatcher?

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 10:29 am

Hermione. All British witches are Hermiones.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » August 29th, 2014, 10:31 am

I smell what you're cookin'

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 11:36 am

I'm too Ipsed to cook.

That smell you smelled was likely a Jubboiter Special.

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Post by Mal Shot First » August 29th, 2014, 12:16 pm

I pity the fool who has to smell what Jubboiter is cookin'.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 12:29 pm

It doesn't matter if you pity the fool who has to open a can to smell what a rush the Jubboiter is cookin', Brother! And that's both an order and the bottom line! Wooooo! Oh, yeah!

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 12:30 pm

Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 12:39 pm

Man. The majority of wrestling's biggest catchphrases are just plain dumb.

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Post by Mal Shot First » August 29th, 2014, 12:57 pm

INDEED!

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 1:58 pm

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Post by Mal Shot First » August 29th, 2014, 2:15 pm

Habeeb it!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 2:38 pm

I thought that might elicit a "HABEEB IT!"

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by neglet » August 29th, 2014, 6:59 pm

So this "guide" is the thread where any potential newcomers go to get totally befuddled.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 9:50 pm

INDEED!

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 9:52 pm

I considered pointing and laughing at the notion of this place ever getting potential newcomers, but I decided just to post this post saying I considered it.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » August 29th, 2014, 10:00 pm

I reread this entire thread earlier tonight. Made sense to me.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 29th, 2014, 11:01 pm

I decided to reread it because you reread it. At least seventy-five percent of my jokes were solid. Present Goiter is surprised by and impressed with Past Goiter.

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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide

Post by Adam54 » August 29th, 2014, 11:33 pm

I'd forgotten just how much "Obama will fix it" used to annoy me.

I'd also forgotten just how funny Past Goiter was.

All in all, this was a fun trip down memory lane if ever there was one.

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