Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

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Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » November 15th, 2015, 9:03 am

So, this week I wave a terrified farewell to two years of bachelorhood and move to a place where I have to actually consider the feelings of another human being. This should be fun......... I hope....

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 15th, 2015, 9:14 am

It's a trap!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » November 15th, 2015, 11:32 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:It's a trap!
I don't think she's Thai.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » November 15th, 2015, 11:36 am

She most definitely does not have a thingy!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 15th, 2015, 6:12 pm

Mal Shot First wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:It's a trap!
I don't think she's Thai.
I think you're right. Sounds like she came in first place.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 15th, 2015, 6:13 pm

I'm just kidding. We all know Dalty came first.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 15th, 2015, 6:14 pm

Also, more than likely, last.

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Post by Dalty » November 16th, 2015, 1:03 pm

I am getting a little sad and wistful. Don't get me wrong, I love this girl and am excited about sharing my life with her.

However for two years I have been living in my awesome man-cave and not had to consider the needs or feelings of another human. I could do whatever I wanted, when I wanted. I bought a boat, for Christs sake!

All day booze fuelled Netflix sessions - what will become of them?

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Post by Adam54 » November 16th, 2015, 2:49 pm

Is she moving into the Dalty Cave? Are you moving to her place? Have you found neutral ground?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 16th, 2015, 3:28 pm

If she makes you sell your dolls, be sure to make her sell her dolls.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 16th, 2015, 4:25 pm

Dalty wrote:
All day booze fuelled Netflix sessions - what will become of them?
Netflix and Chill, dog.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 16th, 2015, 4:32 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:If she makes you sell your dolls, be sure to make her sell her dolls.
It's petty, sure, but those are your fuckin' dolls, man. Make sure she knows the immensity of the sacrifice.

It doesn't have to be dolls. It just has to be something she loves. Fuckin' make you sell your dolls, man. Shit.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 16th, 2015, 4:39 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:If she makes you sell your dolls, be sure to make her sell her dolls.
It's petty, sure, but those are your fuckin' dolls, man. Make sure she knows the immensity of the sacrifice.

It doesn't have to be dolls. It just has to be something she loves. Fuckin' make you sell your dolls, man. Shit.
I mean, like, what'd you ever ask her to give up? It's always you who's gotta change somethin'.

Her big sacrifice is putting up with your sorry mug, huh? Oh, woo. Yuk, yuk, a-hyuk!

This is fuckin' bullshit, man! Fuckin' bullshit! MY FUCKIN' DOLLS, MAN!

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 16th, 2015, 4:44 pm

Well, as long as they aren't RealDolls.

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Post by Dalty » November 17th, 2015, 6:58 am

She is moving into the Dalty-cave after relocating here from Saigon to see how things work out.

Dolls are in storage. By dolls I mean old clothes no longer worn to make space in closets. By storage I mean donated to a homeless shelter.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » November 17th, 2015, 11:58 am

Dalty wrote:By storage I mean dead n***** storage.
Fix'd.

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Post by Dalty » November 17th, 2015, 12:41 pm

They're no good to me dead.

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Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 1:44 pm

So today's the day! Another toothbrush has taken up residence in my en-suite bathroom.

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Post by Jubbers » November 18th, 2015, 1:55 pm

Dalty wrote: All day booze fuelled Netflix sessions - what will become of them?
Goiter's all-day Netflix sessions didn't end until Jubboiter started her reign.

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Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 2:13 pm

Her powers are even stronger than we feared.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 4:18 pm

Netflix is responsible for my back pain.

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Post by Dalty » November 18th, 2015, 5:59 pm

Yeah, but Narcos is so good it's worth it.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 6:42 pm

We're gonna legalize Mary-Ju-Wanna here soon, apparently. So my back pain may be a thing of the past.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 6:45 pm

My family doctor is kinda liberal. Hopefully very liberal.

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Post by Space Tycoon » November 18th, 2015, 6:46 pm

If you know what I mean.

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