Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » December 20th, 2015, 3:25 pm

That shows they are bad.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 20th, 2015, 5:54 pm

Space Tycoon wrote:I mean, I don't smoke, but I see people doing that in movies all the time.
Both your user pics have been of smokers.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Space Tycoon » December 20th, 2015, 5:59 pm

You raise an interesting point.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » December 21st, 2015, 12:27 pm

Smoking is cool.

The terrible diseases are not.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Adam54 » December 21st, 2015, 2:07 pm

Hey. Give a little, get a little.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 21st, 2015, 3:31 pm

I was a kid, once. I thought monsters were cool. And maybe, well... well... gosh. Maybe I'm just a big kid, because... Sean, Patrick... I think science is cool. I dig it, man!

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Post by Dalty » January 18th, 2016, 1:50 pm

She's only gone and thrown away all my socks with holes in them!!! Who the hell does she think she is???

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Post by Space Tycoon » January 18th, 2016, 3:04 pm

Over half my socks have holes in them. And a few of my underpants...

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 19th, 2016, 12:35 pm

She trying to change me.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 19th, 2016, 2:53 pm

I change Jubboiter every day.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 19th, 2016, 3:59 pm

Into what?

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 19th, 2016, 4:46 pm

A fresh diaper.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 20th, 2016, 12:15 pm

Wouldn't Jubbers prefer a little girl?

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 20th, 2016, 2:18 pm

Oh God - a smoothie maker!

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Post by Dalty » January 20th, 2016, 3:41 pm

And now she is Googling local farmers markets. Lord help me!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 20th, 2016, 4:06 pm

Dalty wrote:Lord help me!
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 20th, 2016, 4:18 pm

She needs to cheer up.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » January 20th, 2016, 5:11 pm

She's not sulky, she's just kind of over getting told to throw her hands up in the air.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 20th, 2016, 6:22 pm

She could just stop clubbing and listening to so much hip-hop.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » January 20th, 2016, 6:29 pm

So there.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 20th, 2016, 6:32 pm

I originally labored over a post that would have ended with "sew there," but I wasn't hitting the funny ("You mean, FOR A CHANGE?"), so I abandoned it.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Jubbers » January 20th, 2016, 9:14 pm

Dalty wrote:Wouldn't Jubbers prefer a little girl?
I don't know. The fresh diaper is pretty tempting.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 20th, 2016, 10:26 pm

You know the best thing about a fresh diaper? It's not the Future Enslaver of Mankind.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 4:10 am

Bring her a fresh diaper as tribute and stop your yapping!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 21st, 2016, 4:18 am

Did we already tell you about how she punched a kid in the face with a toy on Monday and made the kid's gums bleed?

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